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My self-summary
...But seriously, folks: I'm thoughtful, funny, and a genuinely nice guy. Let's break it down now:

Thoughtful: I spend a lot of time reflecting. Rationality is incredibly important to me.

Funny: My best friend in high school was spot-on when he identified my sense of humor as "absurdist". I also love endlessly adding on to running jokes.

Nice: I'm a good person.

I am a boozer, a user, and a loser!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently in BU's graduate program in screenwriting. It has been brought to my attention that this amounts to sacrificing all future job security in order to "follow my dreams".

Oh, and this little gem: http://googletwilightsexbiblepopular.wordpress.com/
I’m really good at
Writing limericks.
The first things people usually notice about me
The razor-sharp talons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Six things I could never do without
1.) My Wallet
2.) Things I need
3.) Things I want
4.) This list
5.) Birds/Fish
6.) Things not on this list
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend lots of time thinking about how death contextualizes life (this isn't a joke, sorry), stories (my own and others'), words/language/s, humor, fertility medicine, interpersonal relationships (my own and others'), food, dinosaurs...
On a typical Friday night I am
You know me, I'm up for whatever, guys! ...Guys?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Kissing is my favorite.
You should message me if
You need a blood transfusion. (I'm O-, the universal donor.)
The two of us