I read. Continually. I listen to music, also continually. My taste is wildly eclectic and may frighten the sheltered. Same with movies, although I watch them less than continually. (That would be a lot of multitasking.)
I've just gotten certified as a relationship and communication coach, which should bring in a few simoleons.
I like things. I'm amusing to talk to, provided you enjoy strange people, bizarre humor, and big words. I smell pretty good. I only scare small children sometimes. I am an ethical non-monogamist in a relationship with interregnum.
I also travel a lot. A LOT. This means that I am frequently not in town.
I have decided that Conan (as in The Destroyer, not the TV personality) is my spirit animal.
I have packed a lot of fun things into my life. I did this on purpose because I like it. Therefore I am much more likely to want you to come join me in doing fun things than to want to sit on your couch watching television.
My friends universally have voted me Most Likely to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse.
I am the Cat Whisperer.
Pronouncing "Einstürzende Neubaten".
I am strange, charmed, up, down, top and infrequently bottom. :)
Generally I like horror, police procedurals, sf/f, and comics. That covers the first two. Yes, I am a huge nerd.
Musically I lean toward things that go boom. Industrial music, EBM, oontz, whatever you like to call it. I am one of those dreary souls that actually likes a little bit of a lot of genres, though, so my playlists are as likely to contain Cake as :wumpscut:, with John Denver and Bjork immediately afterward. Or Eminem mashed up with the Bosstones.
Foods? I dislike Indian food, that's about it. Although it has been determined that chupacabra sushi is the ultimate aphrodisiac. In fact, take me to any restaurant that serves mythological creatures and you're *in*.
Also, sacred cows make the BEST cheeseburgers.
The other six things would be unsweetened iced tea, dancing, the company of people who do not suck, sex, my sense of enlightened self-interest, and travel.
I have an efficiency fetish. Also a communication fetish. So I like to think of ways to combine the two to greatest effect.
Just so you know, the dancing in question is generally done at industrial clubs. I like other types, but that's my favorite. The people at goth clubs usually understand the concept of personal space - I don't get trod on by drunk, screeching asscacti or groped by meatheads in beer hats.
I don't wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear other people's.
If you have actually read all the words accompanying the brightly colored pictures above. No, really. ALL OF THEM. No, REALLY read them.
If you can handle my abovementioned fetishes for communication and efficiency.
If you have chromatophores. Seriously, how awesome would that be?