26 Orlando, United States
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My self-summary
I'm lactose intolerant. I can't help it. I know that I should be more accepting of all creeds and foods, but dairy simply makes me ill. There are plenty of stories that I think about that have nothing to do with dairy, but I generally dismiss them as simply not important.
What I’m doing with my life
Chasing things...sometimes with a net, though the standard net on a stick has strangely become less and less accessible despite giant, expanding shopping plazas.
I’m really good at
Making people shake their head in complete astonishment and confusion.
The first things people usually notice about me
Stereophonic Rewind. They're the guys who serve as my travelling around music; a synth/techno/big band outfit complete with a crooner for those moments in life when a faux-orchestra is absolutely essential.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
James Joyce, Mark Danielewski, the combined creators of Adventure Time...everything but milk. Whipping cream is dandy now and again, mostly because of the whipping.
The six things I could never do without
Anyone who hears a song and exclaims, "This is my jam!"
Comfy shoes.
Air, food, water...essentials.
Reading material perfectly written for skimming.
I don't know...bitches?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I lived with a monster, I'd never get the hiccups.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Which is fine, I'll go out on Tuesday, instead. Me and Tuesday, we're tight!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love dystopian futures.

I was watching Gattaca and kept thinking, "Jude Law is a much better actor than Ethan Hawke. They should have made Jude Law the main character."

But, then, realizing that the movie is about an imperfect person trying to slink into a perfect society, I realized that I was unable to suspend my belief long enough to assume that Jude Law was not perfect. In no way can I believe it.

Also, Mr. and Mrs. Thurman...seriously? You couldn't have saved for another month to upgrade to the Brooklyn Decker package? I don't know how the economy works in the post-modern future, I just assume the reward would be worth the cost.
You should message me if
You have thick skin.