36Austin, United States
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My self-summary
*Note* I just moved to Austin. Will update this mess soon.

I'm fairly eclectic. Or maybe odd. I am still quite unsure. Examples: I make beer for a living, I play Dungeons & Dragons, I watch sports religiously, I can argue the finer points of American foreign policy, I am a video game nerd, I own more physical books than all my other possessions put together, I named my dog after a professional wrestler, I am in a band that plays at anime conventions, I used to be an EMT, I majored in music in college, and I play in wiffleball tournaments. Apparently I also like Oxford commas. Who knew?
What I’m doing with my life
Just moved to Austin from Indiana to make beer for money. I feel like it was a good life decision.
I’m really good at
Growing a beard.
Making beer.
Pouring a proper chemex.
Making cocktails.
The first things people usually notice about me
The beard or the glasses. The rest of me is always a distant second. Curse my poor vision and follically endowed face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I like books. I have tattoos from books. I have overflowing bookshelves. I worked in a bookstore for 8 years. To reiterate, I like books.

Movies: I will always have a soft spot for Bio-Dome. Don't judge me.

Shows: Anything Joss Whedon. I'm somewhat of a fanboy. Doctor Who. Pushing Daisies. Six Feet Under. Archer. Wonderfalls. Arrested Development.

Music: On my way to work this morning my iTunes played the following: American Football, Slayer, Black Flag, Eyehategod, The Thermals, Converge, The Get Up Kids, Neutral Milk Hotel, Braid, Sweet Cobra, Fugazi, and Texas is the Reason. That should give you some idea.

Food: I once ate a beautifully prepared foie gras torchon and followed it with a McDonald's milkshake. Pretty much I'm down for anything.
Six things I could never do without
My Corgi, Sgt. Slaughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Attenuation rates of various yeast strains.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a bar. Either working or drinking. Usually both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sleep in a shirt emblazoned with a picture of a wolf that has no sleeves. Deal with it.
You should message me if
You wanna show me around Austin. You dig beards. Or you like beer. Or possibly you are bored?
The two of us