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My self-summary
Femme-inist killjoy and man-eating siren. Cat Lady.™ Introvert. Sex worker. 420 daily.

Doing the ethical non-monogamy thing with Trap-a-holic. We've been living together for the last eleven years. He does the best Murderface impression ever.

I'm looking for something ongoing, and preferably kinky, though not required (you're the top). Casual but with the potential for something more? I'm not into one-night stands. I prefer men over 35.

I'm always too honest, sometimes blunt, but not tactless. I'm good at reading people, communicating and being empathetic. I talk about sex a lot and no, I'm probably not hitting on you. I buy too many books. I can't keep secrets. If you ask me about my musical interests be prepared: I take that shit seriously (but not in a judgmental way, I just really like music).

And I'll tell you straight up, before you even message me: I'd really rather not talk about (my) work. Although it probably seems super exciting and titillating to you, it's rather mundane and banal to me and being bombarded with questions about it makes me feel like a zoo animal on display. So just don't.

Life goals: learn to pick locks, learn to roll a joint one-handed, learn how to wield eyeliner
What I’m doing with my life

Working on a PhD in the Gender, Feminist and Women's studies program at York.

Supplementing my meagre TA pay with sex work.

I repeat, I am a sex worker--I am an escort, a prostitute, a whore, a hooker, a ho etc. Many of you seem to miss this, so I'm being as clear as possible. This is my job, I'm not soliciting you fools. I mean, think about it, this would be a pretty inefficient way of attracting clients and the first rule of hooking is money up front, always. If I wanted your money, you'd know it.

I’m really good at
rolling joints, naming cats
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair (which is shaved on both sides and long on top) or maybe my nails because they're basically talons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Anything by Roald Dahl, the Princess Bride, Of Love and Other Demons by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Meat Cake comix and Love and Rockets.

Love sci-fi, fantasy and magic realism.

My theoretical/academic interests broadly are poststructural feminist theory, embodiment, desire, sex work, and disability.


The Big Lebowski, Only Lovers Left Alive, Moonrise Kingdom, Ghostbusters, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Army of Darkness, Oldboy, Audition, The Descent, Little Miss Sunshine, Terminator 2, Total Recall, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Amelie, Harold and Maude, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Secretary, Planet Terror, The Addams Family, Dead Alive, Monster Squad, Memento, Hot Fuzz, Code 46, Fallen Angels, Antichrist, Thirst, Wet Hot American Summer, The Shining, Session 9, Drive, etc.

Vampire Diaries, The Originals, The 100, Orphan Black, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Bob's Burgers, Better Call Saul, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Twin Peaks, Rick and Morty, Peepshow, Stranger Things

I will listen to just about anything once. I haven't met a genre of music I didn't like. Basically everything from Nina Simone to Taylor Swift, with huge soft spot for hip-hop/rap.

PJ Harvey, The Cure, Joy Division, The Smiths, Kanye West, The Weeknd, Rihanna, Nina Simone, Fugees, Heart, David Bowie, Prince, Grimes, FKA Twigs, Kendrick Lamar, Juicy J, Meek Mill, Big L, MC Lyte, The Stooges

FOOD: Anything with goat cheese, Reubens, Haagen Daz chocolate peanut butter ice cream, asparagus, edamame and pickled eggplant. I rarely eat meat (my partner is vegetarian). I will actually eat just about anything though. As long as there's no cilantro. That shit tastes like soap.

The six things I could never do without
a cat.
a cat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
stuff I should read; school; what movie to watch; food I'd like to eat but won't go to the effort of making/getting; kinky sex/ bdsm
On a typical Friday night I am
most likely doing one of the following:



*hanging out with this guy: Trap-a-holic


The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once got paid to make fart noises.
You should message me if
-you're over 35, poly, dominant (in bed), and a toker yourself.

-you aren't an asshole (see this list if you're unsure:

Basically if you're a willfully ignorant racist White Man™ stay the fuck away.