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My self-summary
My name is Jesse, I'm a laid back sarcastic jackass and I'm proud to be me. I like to dance that fine line between playful and annoying. I'll usually go the extra mile for a laugh. I spend most of my time relaxing with friends and playing games or watching shows. I never really care about what I'm doing as long as I'm with good company.
What I’m doing with my life
Working retail and going to school. Whatever time work and school don't take up, I spend playing vidja games, hangin with muh chumz, and working out. Trying to learn programming for game design on the side, but it's hard as hell. I'm doing the school thing until I have an engineering degree, too.
I’m really good at
Being really humble about the laundry list of things I'm absolutely amazing at. I'm also REALLY good at sarcasm. I'm also a fast learner, just kind of pick things up really quick. I'd rather be good at everything than great at one thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
The overwhelming intimidation and commanding presence I exude as I enter a room and everyone bows at my feet. Or that I'm a bit of a smart ass. I think people pick up on that pretty fast around me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Neil Gaiman or Terry Pratchet. Hitchhikers's guide to the Galaxy. House of Leaves. I also read alot of graphic novels; Sandman, Preacher, Y the Last Man, Planetary, and many of the star wars issues

I watch ALOT of movies, I enjoy pretty much any genre, but I really like Sci Fi. But, I am the kind of guy that'll watch a sappy romance if it's good enough. My favorite movies are Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Trainspotting, Amelie, Idiocracy, and Star Wars. Also, anything by Wes Anderson, Coen Brothers, Joss Whedon, Pixar, or Hayao Miyazaki are awesome.

My favorite shows are Firelfy, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Tim and Eric, and Gurren Lagann. Anything Joss Whedon vomits out tends to be amazing. I also like The Walking Dead, Alphas, Trigun, and The League.

I'm almost always listening to music. I listen to alot of Prog as well as some indie and old school hip hop. My favorite bands are Porcupine Tree, Between The Buried and Me, People Under The Stairs, Gorillaz, Outkast, Die Antwoord, The Roots, Dessa, Tv on the Radio, Opeth, Atmosphere, Mos Def, Cynic, Operation Ivy, Tomahawk, Devin Townsend, and 3. I also love me some Prince.

I also play alot of video games, like League of Legends, Street Fighter, Borderlands, Half Life, and Starcraft. Hotline Miami is my current addiction.
Six things I could never do without
1 Music
2 My Friends
3 A constant supply of new shows and movies to quench my thirst.
4 Internet
5 My super awesome dog (that I actually don't have now that I moved out of my mom's house)
6 Glasses, because my eyes suck
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to open a Barcade
On a typical Friday night I am
Since it's always my day off, I try to do a little bit of everything. I usually just workout and then spend the day with friends. It sounds pretty boring, but my friends are rad.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll honestly tell anyone anything they want to know about me. I don't really have anything to hide. I'm definitely the kind of person that starts singing backstreet boys, or any other 90's pop music whenever I hear it anywhere. Hell, I do yoga daily. I'm a weird guy and I'm okay with that.
You should message me if
You're cool and you like stuff.
The two of us