33Troy, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a short, frumpy, sassy woman who can be super wonderful, or a super pain in the ass.... all in the same minute. I'm also a bit shy at times and this makes me awkwardly funny. It keeps things interesting! I like to draw, doodle, paint, daydream, and sleep. I find I need to lose a few....well, several pounds, but who doesn't nowadays. I love animals, I was raised with several, though I am now deathly allergic and I also like children. I find their antics hysterical.
I have lived with my gay roommate for about 6 years now, and he has been my best friend for the past 12 years, so if you hate the homos; I can't like you. With that threat out of the way, I would like to say that I'm pretty funny, normal, nice, random, geeky and weird....can you really be normal AND weird? You'll have to meet me to find out!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a recent fine arts grad but I'm not sure where it will take me. I'm also working on losing weight for health reasons (I'm down 40lbs since January 2014) and working side jobs to get some debt down. I also work full time in a clerical position. I've been with that company for 12 years. I sure hope I'm not a lifer!
My goal is to A) Become an Art Teacher B) buy a house C) create art and crafts or D) all of the above.
I’m really good at
Art! As stated above. I like to draw anything from my head. Fantasy, japanese-style, a bowl of fruit, whatever I feel like doing that day. I'm also improving in drawing what I see thanks to my crazy art teacher. I'm also good at sarcasm. So good in fact most people think I'm serious. I'm not I swear! Life's to short to be constantly serious, so relax dude!
The first things people usually notice about me
Well besides my robust figure I'd have to say it's my humor. I'm a bit off in that department, in a good way, and people seem to enjoy it. Another thing noticed is my confidence. I've had very pretty and thin girls tell me they wish they had as much of it as I did. Us ladies just need to chillax and take ourselves as we are, flawed or not. Somethings can be fixed, others can't, it's just life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Last Unicorn, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Hobbit, Game of Thrones
Movies: Legend, LOTR, Moulin Rouge, oh gosh so many of them, just name a movie that's cheesy or fantasy ridden and I bet I like it.
Shows: Netflix is my friend now, but before that I was plugged into Cartoon Network, Food Network, and HGTV. I love American Dad, Bobs Burgers
Music: I love 102.7 EQX out of Vermont, but my radio only gets it randomly. Therefore, it's safe to say I like alternative as well as mainstream like Fly 92.3
Food: Anything Asian, Indian, Italian.
Six things I could never do without
My family.
My best bud.
My car.
Gas for my car.
foodwaterair? Generic'd
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I should do to keep myself busy. Shop? Clean? Draw? Netflix? Mostly right now thinking about how to make my tiny apartment feel bigger. Never move a house size apartment, into a regular size apartment. It's a bad scene man. I also think about getting a new job and how to get more money. Oh life, always about the moola.
On a typical Friday night I am
Planning on bar hopping through Troy for something to do....but then it rains or I'm tired or then I remember I'm not a drinker. Haha So then I just chill at home watch some Netflix with the besty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
uh..... I have to wear "scuba gear" to bed or I'll snore to death......literally. It's kinda funny if it wasn't so scary. lol
You should message me if
You have a sense of humor, you're kinda a geek/nerd, don't mind big girls, and are looking for someone nice and relatively low maintenance talk to. You should not message me if your looking to flash your newest weiner pic around, live a gazillion miles away or you can't type/text in full sentences. I'm not perfect, but there's nothing more annoying than broken "textlish" speakers trying to put the mac on.
The two of us