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My self-summary
Okay so here's my deal - I work too much to have an actual social life and the one I do have is surrounded by the same group of people. Due to this, I never meet anyone new and it's getting quite old.

I'm 23, I bartend in back bay, I live in Dorchester, and I'm the happiest I've ever been. If anyone knows the restaurant industry they know that people who work in it are on completely different schedules no matter what shift they work. Therefore chances are I either won't be able to hang out or I'll be too tired. I'm convinced (or at least my hopes are high) that I'll find someone to slightly break that cycle and motivate me to want to find the energy to hang out when I most often wouldn't.

I don't go to school and I don't plan to. I aspire to me a future bar owner and for right now I make enough money to live more than comfortably so I really can't complain. I enjoy playing small NL Holdem and Omaha cash games on the side and tournaments whenever I get the vacation time. I'm vegan. It's not weird, it's healthy. I'm not an animal activist or a preacher of any kind.

Family, friends, and my happiness come before absolutely everything.

On a lighter note - I love sarcasm, quick wit, and humor. I like to think I own all these things but most of the time people just enjoy me making an awkward fool of myself. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Whatever I want. Traveling, playing poker, bartending, and skimming by as long as I feel like it.

Hopefully one day I'll finally own my own bar in New England and play poker on the side as a beneficial hobbie.

I'm not big into wasting my time or the time of the people around me. I only do serious things with reason, meaning, and substance.
I’m really good at
Leaving lights on, throwing laundry all over my room, playing xbox til my eyes water, and obsessing over baseball and poker. Road rage, being sarcastic, laughing at horrible jokes, drinking car bombs, road tripping, leaving town on a whim, and drunk texting.

I'm also really good at crushing on cute, rugged guys that can keep up with my sarcasm and are awesome to be around.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tattoos, my awkwardness, my horrible drunk jokes, my over-baring sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Every Hand Revealed by Gus Hansen, George Orwell, Wendell Berry, Chuck Palanuik, Adlous Huxley, and The Super System by Doyle Brunson.

TV Shows:

High Stakes Poker, Poker After Dark, The Office, Ghost Hunters, and It's Always Sunny in Philly.


Etta James, The Coasters, Skarhead, Blood For Blood, Death Threat, Crown of Thornz, David Bazan, Damien Rice, New Order.


Falafel, Thai, and seafood.
Six things I could never do without
My blackberry, My family, Poker, Hoop Earrings, Vans, and my puppies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Poker, my job, traveling, family, the future, and cute guys obviously.

Currently working very hard at my lifestyle diet and fitness routine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working, playing cards, or out with friends in the city.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Being hit on or complimented is one of the weirdest and least sentimental things I can think of. If you're into me I should be able to tell by the way you treat me rather than the lines you feed me. I'm not saying never compliment but hearing it out of no where is just awkward and puts me off.

I also lurk craigslist missed connections pretty much out of pure hopefully flattery and boredom.
You should message me if
You have any type of substance what so ever. Please don't message me if you can't handle taking things slow, being modest, or being thoughtful at all. I'm surrounded by deviant men and I've had my own phase of being promiscuous and young. If that's what I was looking for I wouldn't be here and I wouldn't be single. It's a shame that it's easy to find someone to sleep with but hard to find someone worth hanging out with.
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