27 Carrollton, United States
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My self-summary
my name is Ian Cnnnnnnn/ if you go by my signature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2dAu6yYOjk will tell you everything you need to know about me.

things you're probably going to like:
excellent taste
lexicon on fleek

things you'll hate:
HAES is 100% bullshit and Tess Munster is gross
I prefer dogs to cats but cats prefer me to anyone else
I hate avocados
What I’m doing with my life
systems work for a credit card processing company earning roughly half of what I'm currently worth.

reading wordy books on esoteric subjects in the vain hope that it makes me seem more interesting.
I’m really good at
staring into the abyss.

reading too much into your body language.

taking naps that last until the next morning.
The first things people usually notice about me
sweet brows, bro.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
synechdoche, new york
fight club
funny games (US)
the holy mountain
donnie darko
in bruges
tank girl
army of darkness
dawn of the dead (1978)
the host (the korean horror film, not that stephanie meyers garbage)
oldboy (again, korean, not that american garbage)
scott pilgrim

it's always sunny
the office
parks and rec
true detective
the wire
breaking bad
mad men
attack on titan
gurren lagann

run the jewels
la dispute
father john misty
young fathers
brand new
lil dicky

like all of you, I just listed the ones that give me hipster cred.

philip k dick
douglas adams
george r.r. martin
neil gaiman
frank miller
alan moore
various comics.

disclaimer: those are just the ones I can think of mentioning. there's more but listing this shit feels like myspace all over again.
The six things I could never do without
1. caffeine
2. vidya
3. beer
4. nicotine, apparently
5. weekends
6. mary
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how having breakfast in bed is 'romantic' but also having lunch and dinner means i'm 'suffering from crippling depression'
On a typical Friday night I am
You should message me if
you want to smoke.

you want to make a Damien.

you are okay with people who pause movies every 30 minutes to over-analyze and digest the plot.