https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2dAu6yYOjk will tell you everything you need to know about me.
things you're probably going to like:
lexicon on fleek
things you'll hate:
HAES is 100% bullshit and Tess Munster is gross
I prefer dogs to cats but cats prefer me to anyone else
I hate avocados
reading wordy books on esoteric subjects in the vain hope that it makes me seem more interesting.
reading too much into your body language.
taking naps that last until the next morning.
synechdoche, new york
funny games (US)
the holy mountain
army of darkness
dawn of the dead (1978)
the host (the korean horror film, not that stephanie meyers garbage)
oldboy (again, korean, not that american garbage)
it's always sunny
parks and rec
attack on titan
run the jewels
father john misty
like all of you, I just listed the ones that give me hipster cred.
philip k dick
george r.r. martin
disclaimer: those are just the ones I can think of mentioning. there's more but listing this shit feels like myspace all over again.
4. nicotine, apparently
you want to make a Damien.
you are okay with people who pause movies every 30 minutes to over-analyze and digest the plot.