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My self-summary
Erm what can i say? I'm a lil blonde short arse really! My real name's Stacey although all my mates call me Flossie cos I look like 1 although no one actually knows what a Flossie is. If any one can shed any light on the subject please let me know! Always looking to chat to people who are local to the Leeds area, where I've just moved to after spending the last couple of years in Birmingham.

By the way folks I only answer folk who actually seem like they have something to say so if you start a message saying wana cam etc chances are you wont get a reply. Oh and its rare I will reply to anyone over the age of 35 sorry folks.

****Recently awarded a honoury degree in teasing****

*****Also awarded degrees in never giving a straight answer and random drunken phonecalls......but we like the phonecalls*****

*****Drunken phonecalls are in fact positively encouraged. Well when a Vodka bar isn't immediately available.*****

I am random, up for anything, and naturally blonde
What I’m doing with my life
After just moving in with my boyfriend, life is pretty hectic at the moment. I seem to spend most of my time running a card shop, visiting family and friends and walking my dalmatian, Dysha.
I’m really good at
Doing about 20 things at once. Oh and falling over imaginary objects, which is always fun and sometimes painful.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm short and dinky. As they get to know me they usually realise I'm quite random and a lil crazy! I've got a dirty mind as well. Oh, and that I spend an unusual amount of time on the floor due to falling over said imaginary objects.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books and Authors
Stephen King, Watchers, Velocity, Dorothy Koomson- especially The Chocolate Run, Horus Heresy

This list varies, but love action and comedy films. Although one of my all time favourites would have to be Aladdin, I know its a kids film but you can't get better than Robin Williams as a big blue genie!

Offspring, Queen, Meatloaf, Disturbed, Pink, Papa Roach, Lady Gaga, Johnny Cash, Bloodhound Gang, Marilyn Manson.

I'm quite picky with my food, but my favourites are steak, Chinese food and Italian food. Can't beat my gran's roast potatoes though.

Family Guy, Two and a Half Men, American Dad, Red Dwarf, Torchwood, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
Six things I could never do without
My friends, my family, the family's 6 lovely bouncy dogs, all of various sizes, my phone, my bus pass, giggles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why belly button fluff always seems to be blue
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, relaxing for the busy weekend at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am physically incapable of walking in a straight line when I'm sober.
You should message me if
If your very bored and looking for a crazy person to talk to or just if your bored in general and want to have a laugh. Or if your local always looking to meet new folk. Or if you also have the theory that penguins are plotting a conspiracy to take over the world.
The two of us