44New Orleans, United States
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My self-summary
I work with introverted librarian types, and my job is weird and hilarious. But don't tell anybody: I'm really an artist. I even have a fancy pants MFA in community art. I am proud to call New Orleans my home. Each time I pass the Superdome, I blush, because I have a freaky crush on that building. Yes, I am Living the Dream. Being from South, I get chilly easily and my accent does present itself after a couple of drinks. I consider myself tough as nails (a whole bunch of the time) but I'm also super domestic and nurturing. I'll bake a cake at the drop of a hat, I'm a doula (I help deliver babies), and I was in a skee-ball league. I don't have any known allergies, tattoos, or Swiss bank accounts. Metal scrap yards turn me on. Also, I find writing my name in wet cement extremely validating.
I’m really good at
Inappropriate haiku
Organizing people
Hoarding and purging other people's garbage
Being a shoulder for friends
Walking on stilts
Not answering the phone
Being handy with bolt cutters
Slamming screen doors
Giving my dog a belly rub
Finding great things in unlikely places
Wasting time taking stupid OKC personality tests
Picking ticks off of a dog
Deviling eggs
I'm getting better every day at Alphabetizing
Pressing snooze
The first things people usually notice about me
I am petite.
'Though she be but little, she is fierce'
-W. Shakespeare
Six things I could never do without
Hot Water
Tomato Soup
Summertime tomato sandwiches eaten over the sink
Picture taking device
Hot Water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pimpin out shopping carts
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Safety isn't much of a concern for me, but I am really very good with first aid.
You should message me if
You are wearing a shirt in your OKC pictures and your mother doesn't still buy your underwear.
The two of us