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My self-summary
Me? I'm just a normal sort of dude. I share 98% of my DNA with chimpanzees. I'm really fucking rad. I am not a zen buddhist. Im naturally very good at bowling even though I've only done it probably five times in my adult life. My current owner is a black mini-mini dire wolf named Finnegan. He's kind of a Dick. oh yeah, I lied on many of the questions I was asked on the survey. It's a long story....I'm very honest.
What I’m doing with my life
Bearing witness to the destruction of the biosphere. Contemplating my own role in it all....basically I live like a Caesar.
I’m really good at
I'm good at what I do yo
The first things people usually notice about me
...I'm stumped, how the fuck would I know? Hopefully they notice my fully enlightened consciousness undulating in unison with the ever expanding multi-verse. Hopefully they don't notice my track marks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If I were to admit how many hours of my life I've spent watching/reading game of thrones, you would do a quick about face and run. It's really pathetic. Otherwise, I don't even know where to start. I'm a big connoisseur of those things. I try to be a conscious consumer. And I download
The six things I could never do without
Sub-atomic particles. The cosmos. Blood. Oxygen. Pressurized atmosphere. A living biosphere. The Sun. Water. Porn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This is totally off the subject, but I was just kidding about the track marks, maybe that goes without saying, but I thought I'd clarify for those of to who are as dense as me. Anyway, I spend time thinking about....that's a tough one. The rising tides, the homeless, celebrity movie stars, om.
On a typical Friday night I am
Slinging booze and food....FUCK
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I smoke weed
You should message me if
I would love to hear from you. For whatever reason.