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My self-summary
i won't lead in with the reasons why the average woman wouldn't want to date me. there are many such reasons, and i would be happy to share them with you, but a friend of mine assures me that this would not be a winning strategy in the world of online dating. so, as a compromise, i will honestly answer any questions asked of me. i cant say im new to online dating, but i can say i have only actually been on one online arranged date, which was almost five years ago. that date resulted in a four year relationship, which was wonderful, and i am certainly a better person because of the experience. she could probably write a book listing all the reasons why one wouldn't want to date me. in fact, she may even have posted some youtube videos on the subject.
so, instead i will list some of my charming qualities that you might find attractive....ok im going to pause here and tell you that my instinct now is to launch into some self-deprecating humor that might not translate in a way that makes me seem psychologically healthy.
so, fuck it

i like to go hiking
i like to play music
i like to listen to music
i like to ride my bicycle
i like to ride my bicycle while listening to music...that might be how i die someday.
i really like to eat good food.
i like radical visions of how the world should be.
i love everybody.
i'm a reader.
i'm a geek.
"radical empathy can change the world" is a cool quote.
i love science fiction, and gardening, and radical simplicity, and serenity and madness, and space, and time, and mythology, all of them, even the ones i am unfamiliar with, Socrates was cool. i want to blow up walls, both real and metaphorical.
i'm kind of a polymath,
i like information.
i like the idea that love and hate are opposites. and they are two great motivators in the choices we make, and they lead us in opposite directions.
i like bio-regionalism, and the bio-centric multi-verse theory, and pan-psych-ism. i like to look at fractals.
floyd-ross skynard the third is my stage name
shaun bob scenard is my real name.

i dont mean to sound snarky.
What I’m doing with my life
Bearing witness to the destruction of the biosphere. Contemplating my own role in it all....basically I live like a Caesar.
I’m really good at
I'm good at what I do yo
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If I were to admit how many hours of my life I've spent watching/reading game of thrones, you would do a quick about-face and run. It's really pathetic. Otherwise, I don't even know where to start. I'm a big connoisseur of those things. I try to be a conscious consumer. And I download
The six things I could never do without
i'm pretty sure that i don't really exist
I spend a lot of time thinking about
sauerkraut, kombucha, rising tides,
On a typical Friday night I am
Slinging booze and food....FUCK
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i am an artist and a musician. in other words, i am an professional waiter. and i love you all
You should message me if
if you are willing to hang with a man who has vowed never to own a motor vehicle again. and you are willing to hang with someone who might, under the right circumstances, break that kind of vow. actually, never mind all that
message me if you feel it is the right thing to do.
or if you feel it is the wrong thing to do.
or, if neither apply, message me if you want to....PLEEEEEASE MESSAGE ME!!!!!!!
IM SO LOOOOOOONELY!!!! j/k. yolf.