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My self-summary
“There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves first, in all our glory and our imperfections. If we cannot love ourselves, we cannot fully open to our ability to love others or our potential to create. Evolution and all hopes for a better world rest in the fearlessness and open-hearted vision of people who embrace life.”
― John Lennon


If you've never done..

then you should..
These things are fun
And fun is good..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Walking barefoot in really soft grass (the pitch and putt by townlake has great grass!)

sex in a thunderstorm

the green belt late at night with a beer and a flash light



playing in the rain

walking with dogs

talking to funny small children

drunk karaoke

Watching the whole Lord of the Rings series in one night

A tub full of Jello


Arcade Fire


making lists of these I don't like

Speaking bad spanish

Knowing when to shut up......

What I’m doing with my life
"Conversation between a princess and an outlaw:
"If I stand for fairy-tale balls and dragon bait--dragon bait--what do you stand for?"
"Me? I stand for uncertainty, insecurity, bad taste, fun, and things that go boom in the night."
"Franky, it seems to me that you've turned yourself into a stereotype."
"You may be right. I don't care. As any car freak will tell you, the old models are the most beautiful, even if they aren't the most efficient. People who sacrifice beauty for efficiency get what they deserve."
"Well, you may get off on being a beautiful stereotype, regardless of the social consequences, but my conscience won't allow it."
"And I goddamn refuse to be dragon bait. I'm as capable of rescuing you as you are of rescuing me."
"I'm an outlaw, not a hero. I never intended to rescue you. We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves."
— Tom Robbins
I’m really good at
Making people laugh
being spontaneous
being strange
The first things people usually notice about me
Did she just wink at me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Catcher in the Rye Salinger
Dark Tower series by Stephen King
Anything by Dave Sedaris
Tom Robbins..Still With a Woodpecker ..Even Cowgirls get the Blues..Jitterbug Perfume..skinny legs and all..
Henry and June ..Anaiis Nin

Amelie..Fight Club.. The City of the Lost Children..Breakfast at Tiffany's..
Coraline..anything Tim Burton..
Billy Elliot
Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind

Arcade Fire
The beatles
Miike Snow
yeah yeah yeahs
ani difranco
tribe called quest
jurrassic 5
broken social scene
Van Morrison
Widespread Panic
Melody G
Florence and the Machine
Mumford and Sons
Edward Sharpe
Quiet Company
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
people that wear burnt orange
fake fingernails
men that fuck like women
argyle sweaters
blink 182
pop country music
puff daddy
straight gay people
old women who refuse to wear bras in public
lady gaga
fat ladies who eat their cheeseburgers with diet coke
camel toes
moose knuckles
mrs.Doubt Fire
pop rap music
sex with vegetables
tongue piercings
fake people
Ed Hardy
bleach blond hair
justin beiber
did i say lady gaga already

enormous fake breast
jesus freaks
tiny men with large trucks
poor people with a mess of children
parking tickets
hair extensions
Paris Hilton
George Bush
Nickel Back
What if George Bush and Paris made babies??????
black skinny jeans on androgenous skinny boys that look almost like girls
somebody please explain how lesbians FUCK
people with excess ear wax
i hope i never meet a man with balls larger than his penis
people that drive beamers
when satan is gonna take his weather back
would I sleep with Donald Trump for one billllllllion dollars???
that i probably would for substancially less...hmmm let's say 11 million....
Are men that are vegan and practice yoga still men?
On a typical Friday night I am
working and making funny lists with my co-workers...
my new one goes like this...
You might be a witch if..........

*your dildo is a broomstick
*your name is Lindy Liilliard
*you have crotch goblins
*you have splinters in your vagina
*you think paris hilton is charming
*youve fucked a warlock
*the namebrand of douche you use is called stinkbox
*you like the smell of farts
*on a typical friday night you are standing over a boiling cauldron
*you put the eyes of newts up your doodle
*you were born with a tail
*you have warts on your nipples
*you ARE cassandra84 on okc { check out her profile..... seriously she is prolly a witch}!!!
*you floss your teeth with your nipple hair
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like feet!
You should message me if
You realize that the beauty in the world is more significant that the ugly, bad, and sad. You want to be friends....or maybe something more ;)
“Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first person who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behaviour. You're by no means alone on that score, you'll be excited and stimulated to know. Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles. You'll learn from them—if you want to. Just as some day, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry.” ~J.D.Salinger
The two of us