41 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Matt :)

I'm calm and collected with an underlying intensity.

I have a creative streak and I try to learn something new everyday.

My background/life this far has been far from conventional, but I feel this makes me an ideal person to live in Murica.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm self-employed and need to keep busy with a combination of things -- websites/marketing, physical exercise, investigation/research, reading/writing (mostly romance novels).
I’m really good at
Observing people, trends, and things
Navigating a power driven vessel safely

Writing menus:

Patara lamb shanks with saffron risotto and poached asparagus followed by flourless chocolate cake with seasonal berries

Shropshire venison loin with creamy potato puree and steamed broccoli florets followed by honey and pistaccio cheesecake with seasonal berries

Macaroni combined with 5 different cheeses
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm masculine/charming
I have an accent
I have manners/am considerate of others
You won't need to call security
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mr Selfridge
Parts Unknown
Masters of Sex
Mad Men
Covert Affairs
Cross Bones (in spite of Malkovich's shitty accent)
Better Call Saul
Boardwalk Empire
Breaking Bad
30 Rock
Mullholland Drive
Being John Malkovich
Films about con men/grifters
Psychology books
Thai, Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Mexican food
True Detective
SF Giants & 49ers
Sydney Swans & Canberra Raiders
The six things I could never do without
sun screen
stress ball
access to a beach
health supplements
toothbrush, shoes, and underpants
naked physical contact with an adult human female
I forget the last thing because the naked lady distracted me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Screenwriting and how to keep pushing myself to improve as an unknown hack writer.

The exact speed of the plane at landing (it's around 200 miles an hour).
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to eat pizza folded in half or with a knife and fork.
You should message me if
You're an interesting lady or an angel without any wings.

You don't look like a combination of Aileen Wuornos and Dog the Bounty Hunter.

You have a pronounced 'cupid's bow.'

You enjoying having fun.*
(* my definition of fun excludes heroin and fire)