I'm calm and collected with an underlying intensity.
I have a creative streak and I try to learn something new everyday.
My background/life this far has been far from conventional, but I feel this makes me an ideal person to live in Murica.
Observing people, trends, and things
Navigating a power driven vessel safely
Patara lamb shanks with saffron risotto and poached asparagus followed by flourless chocolate cake with seasonal berries
Shropshire venison loin with creamy potato puree and steamed broccoli florets followed by honey and pistaccio cheesecake with seasonal berries
Macaroni combined with 5 different cheeses
I have an accent
I have manners/am considerate of others
You won't need to call security
Masters of Sex
Cross Bones (in spite of Malkovich's shitty accent)
Better Call Saul
Being John Malkovich
Films about con men/grifters
Thai, Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Mexican food
SF Giants & 49ers
Sydney Swans & Canberra Raiders
access to a beach
toothbrush, shoes, and underpants
naked physical contact with an adult human female
I forget the last thing because the naked lady distracted me
The exact speed of the plane at landing (it's around 200 miles an hour).
You don't look like a combination of Aileen Wuornos and Dog the Bounty Hunter.
You have a pronounced 'cupid's bow.'
You enjoying having fun.*
(* my definition of fun excludes heroin and fire)