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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Matt :)

My background/life has been far from conventional thus far, but I feel this makes me an ideal person to live in 'Murica.

I also understand this is out of alignment with the vast majority of people, buy hey, we might learn something from each other :)

I've also been told I could be a character in a romance novel -- not the vapid, Fabio stereotype, but the guy who understands the heroine and is thus worthy of her affections..
What I’m doing with my life
I'm self-employed and need to keep busy with a combination of things -- websites/marketing, physical exercise, investigation/research, reading/writing.

Working on a new story: Winnie the Pooh and the Redneck Christmas. Complications arise when Pooh eats all the honey that was meant for the honey baked ham. Bobby Joe runs out of Natural Ice Lite and tries to put out meth laced cigarettes on Piglet when he discovers there's no Mountain Dew left either.
I’m really good at
Observing people, trends, and things
Being resourceful/rolling with the punches
Navigating a power driven vessel safely
Being irreverent

Writing menus:

Patara lamb shanks with saffron risotto and poached asparagus followed by flourless chocolate cake with seasonal berries

Shropshire venison loin with creamy potato puree and steamed broccoli florets followed by honey and pistaccio cheesecake with seasonal berries

Yes, you may eat my my desert.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm masculine/charming
I have an Australian accent
I have manners/am considerate of others
You won't need to call security
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mr Selfridge
Parts Unknown
Mad Men
Covert Affairs
Better Call Saul
Boardwalk Empire
Breaking Bad
30 Rock
Mullholland Drive
Being John Malkovich
Films about con men/grifters
Psychology books
Thai, Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Mexican food
True Detective
SF Giants & 49ers
Sydney Swans & Canberra Raiders
Six things I could never do without
sun screen
access to a beach
health supplements
toothbrush, shoes, and underpants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Screenwriting and how to keep pushing myself to improve.

How regardless of your character or intent, you're always the villain in someone else's story..
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I prefer to eat pizza with a knife and fork..
You should message me if
You're an interesting lady or an angel without any wings.

You want to add to your laugh lines :)

I tend to get along well with other immigrants. There's nothing like bonding over 'how I got my greencard' stories.
The two of us