I've been described as smart, funny, and sexy...yet I still get nervous every time I go to say 'Worcestershire sauce.' Otherwise, I can be a rather cunning linguist.
I'm looking for the girl that can handle me... a loyal, devilishly charming hot mess.
I realize you may get an overwhelming amount of 'gentleman callers' on here, but a few of us are on the level. I am one of the good ones, according to my mother...and sometimes my friend's mothers...and one time by a father.
I've achieved some success in life, now I'm seeking someone to enjoy it with. If I contact you it's because I'm interested, let's see if we click.
I have come to be comfortable in my intellect, and have learned to buffer a razor-sharp wit with an honest charm. I'm perceptive, considerate, and occasionally, a riot.
In 30 years I've managed to collect the vast assortment of puzzle pieces that are my life. Upon forming a semi-respectable and appealing picture, I've realized there are pieces missing.
Lemme see your pieces!
There are very few people I've met that I haven't connected with on some level. Most find me agreeable, some find me exciting.
I'm a romantic, but also a realist. I'm considerate to a fault. I'm aware of the many times I've used the letter "I" in this description. I could use a "you."
I can be socially awkward, but I'm pretty funny at times, I like to have fun.
I dislike confrontation, tension, and unnecessary over-reacting.
I get more conscious upon hearing an acoustic guitar. I play, there's love there.
I hope to meet a cool chic, a lovely young woman.
She's fun, cute, mischievous, adventurous, spontaneous.
She's sexy...she thinks I'm sexy...we are attracted to each other.
She forgives my being melodramatic in my self-summary, and relates to my shame-less honesty.
She is cool with me, and I with her.
Making people laugh.
Taking time, making time.
Giving the right impression.
Telling a story...twice.
Saying what I think.
Going too far.
Surprising people, complimenting people, understanding people.
Letting my instincts lead in life, love, and the kitchen.
Putting the world into words.
Anthony Kiedis writes a hell of an autobiography and great lyrics. I hardly have the summarizing skills to pick favorite ANYTHINGS, but I've decided Scar Tissue/The Red Hot Chili Peppers/BloodSugarSexMagik is my favorite book/band/album.
My favorite movies include Forrest Gump, The Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Conjuring, Snatch, Anchorman, The Legend of Ron Burgundy, No Country for Old Men, Indiana Jones, The Great Outdoors, The Goonies, The Karate Kid. I like the documentary Man on Wire and the mocumentary Best in Show.
Music is in me and around me. Very little Country, everything else waxes on and off. From Iron and Wine to Melody Gardot, A Tribe Called Quest to Lamb of God, Cat Power to Audioslave, The Lumineers to The Black Keys. Beck, The Postal Service...there's a lot that rubs me right, and little that rubs me wrong.
Food. I'm decidedly a decent cook because I like almost everything I encounter.. and because Crock Pots exist. Nutribullet!
...you like to laugh and relax.
...you just want to.