foammylatte
26 Northampton, United States
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My self-summary
Saltdaddy-The complete opposite of a sugardaddy, one who tries, but is broke and fronting.

http://cannibal-shakes.tumblr.com
What I’m doing with my life
pouring 1 out to the neopets we left for dead
I’m really good at
windows 95, UFO parties, forced laughter
The first things people usually notice about me
when u don't care, the indifference makes u more attractive
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
inquiries accepted
The six things I could never do without
breathing, the internet, sad dads
I spend a lot of time thinking about
jeff goldblum's laugh from jurassic park
On a typical Friday night I am
reservations for 2 at Dorsia
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm totally down to lie about how we met
You should message me if
u didn't choose the thug life, but it chose u
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