I am an Oklahoman one-timed removed now living in the Second City.
My favorite cereal is Fruit Loops, no relation.
No, I didn't grow up on a ranch, but I ate ranch growing up.
Gay in real life, straight on Grindr. (Allegedly.)
Nerds, dorks and geeks are what makes my knees weak.
If I was a comic strip, I'd be Cathy. ACK!
I was on television last night, I can sleep anywhere.
You may recognize me from the obesity B-roll they show on news reports about Michelle Obama.
I'm awkward enough to take you to karaoke and romantically perform "My Humps" to you.
I love drag queens, but I look too much like a lesbian to be one.
If a friend is upset, I recite all of the lyrics of "Girl" by Destiny's Child to them.
I laugh like the beginning of "Wannabe."
My life goal is to only live in cities with musicals named after them. Next stop: Brigadoon.
"If your goals don't make others laugh, they're not big enough."
I listen to a podcast on my morning commute. This could be Filmspotting, How Was Your Week? or What's The Tee?
At work, I have a Spotify radio station that contains adult contemporary, pop, movie soundtracks and showtunes I constantly listen to. If I need to zone out, I put on an audiobook brought to you by Audible.
If I have time, I go to the movies or go see a cheap play. I prefer AMC River East for these movies, but my favorite is Music Box Theater. I enjoy going to movies because I am forced to watch it. If I stayed at home to watch the same movie, I would pause it about 30 times before actually finishing it.
When I get home, I usually put on a random movie and cook. My favorite one is Fried Green Tomatoes, because it reminds me of my mom. Towanda!
When I wind down, I put on records (Stop rolling your eyes) and play on the computer.
Um, uh, The Golden Girls? Wait, counting all the girls that's only four things. Cheesecake would make five. Um, how about commercials for diabetes and life insurance as the sixth?