If you really want to see me in action, check out the show I run in Northeast at springstreet tavern. Its in the basement. I can get you in for free. It's fun and a good way to know what I'm about. Monday's at 8pm.
Dont message me if you are going to flake out and give one word replies. Just swipe left or whatever gets you in the company of your future love.
I have a job. I live in St. Louis Park. Off of 100. In the construction part.
I have no family in any of the Dakotas, so you never have to go there with me ever. I promise you that. I thought that would be more of a selling point. I have a son and I'm very much a part of his life, and he mine. I have him on weekends. You wouldn't meet him for a long time unless things go well. Even then, a long time. I'm not looking for a step mother for him. Dont worry. I have a great friendship with his mom because I'm a grown up. I produce a weekly comedy show that is successful in terms of longevity.
I can't stand bullshit and appreciate being called out on it.
I root for the underdog and I try to have change in case you want to buy a soda.
Born in Michigan raised in Minneapolis and went to Indiana for a bit. I have a soft spot for John Mellencamp music. In moderation. Trust that I have other tastes.
Fiercely liberal. I don't like talking politics, but expect you to vote for who you like.
Whales frighten me, but that is a conversation for later.
I'm pretty shy when it comes to women. It's strange when I can get in front of an audience and flirt and be outgoing. One on one, though, I'm ridiculous. Unless red wine is involved.
Oh, how I will try to impress you.
I'm also pretty crafty. And handy.
In my collection sits a ukulele and a desire to learn songs from the 90's on it.
I am a good person, I think. I was raised well.
Movies: Highlander, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Escape from New York, Escape From LA, Amelie, What Dreams May Come, Gunter's Dream, Roommate Fight For No Reason!, Batman, Batman Begins, Batman Returns, Batman and the Quest for Batman's Batman, Batman and Friends find a well and learn about honesty and Sharing, Batman finds his Dad's Gun, Batman and the Reefer his best friend Chad wants him to try, Batman gets Even With Chad, Batman learns to conserve electricity, Batman does his chores, Batman has a new baby sister, Batman hunts Demons, Batman tries to let go of his Co-Dependency Issues, Batman-Live at The Apollo(TV MiniSeries), PALS, The Big Lebowski, True Stories, Many more..
TV Shows: Rick and Morty, Archer, Highlander The Series, Batman The Animated Series, Moonlighting, Psycho TV, You Can't Do That On Television, Firefly, Doctor Who.
Music: Queen, The Beach Boys, Brian Wilson solo stuff, The Cars, Blondie, The Kinks, Aerosmith, David Bowie, The Police, Talking Heads, Cap'n Geech & The Shrimp Shack Shooters, They Might Be Giants, The Dresden Dolls, More and more as I become older and older. .
laser pointer. To distract the giant cats on Giant Cat Island.
A heavy black ink pen. the kind with the gel ink.
A Twenty dollar bill. To impress you with.
My mjolnir necklace. for luck and to identify my body in glorious battle.
I also wonder where I left my pen.
Cleaning up after my hurricane of a son destroys things. Not messaging women I might really click with. Drinking coffee.
You do exactly as you please and never apologize for it.
You believe in equality and other bits that make me sound like that nice guy you are in the friend zone with.
You will make it so we don't enter the friend zone.
A good speller is sexy.
knowing state capitals is neat too.