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My self-summary
- Your dog is my new best friend
- Social Justice Pokemon Trainer
- Dorkupine
- Nintendude
- God of Karaoke and Acid Reflux
- Ben Wyatt meets Ben Wyatt meets Tom Haverford with a lil' bit of Jerry/Larry/Garry
What I’m doing with my life
Writer of awkward copy, poetry, and comics.

Taking sketch comedy writing at Second City later this spring to perfect the awkwardness.
I’m really good at
- Singing that one Backstreet Boys song you know at the karaoke bar
- Making spaghetti
- Bragging about how awkward I am...because I am SOOO awkward
- Summoning an Uber
- Dying in Legend of Zelda
The first things people usually notice about me
- "I bet he doesn't like bubblegum or onions." (You're right. I don't.)
- "He has really nice eyelashes." (Thanks?)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All-Star Superman, Saga, Love & Rockets, Jack Kirby's Fourth World Saga, The Old Man and The Sea, Kurt Vonnegut stories, poetry by W.S. Merwin, Pablo Neruda, and e.e. cummings

The Sting, The Truman Show, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Muppet Movie, Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, ToQger, Gurren Lagaan, Parks and Recreation, Sherlock, Pushing Daisies, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Jane the Virgin, She Was Pretty

This American Life, RadioLab, Farts & Procreation, [any suggestions?]

MuteMath, The Killers, The Smiths, The Talking Heads, Flight of The Conchords, David Bowie, Iggy and the Stooges, Elvis Costello, Paul Simon, Hamilton: The Musical, Prince, CHVRCHES, Guys & Dolls, Esperanza Spaulding

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect 2, Earthbound, any Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Pokemon Silver, Pokemon Moon
Six things I could never do without
1: Nerd stuff (comics, anime, Korean dramas, video games)
2: My butt (sitting would be very uncomfortable without it)
3: Dogs (Pictures and videos of said dogs)
4: A homemade meal
5: Naps
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Are we human or are we dancer?"
"Does the mind rule the body or does the body rule the mind? I don't know."
"Is Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 objectively BETTER or WORSE than Now You See Me 2?" (Hypothetically one of them HAS TO BE worse)
On a typical Friday night I am
- Raising your taxes #socialism
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
- My first love was Ariel from Disney's "The Little Mermaid"

- I can't snap or whistle with my fingers

- The best comic book movie was Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
You should message me if
- You have strong opinions about cake (both the band and the dessert), politics, comics, Jane the Virgin, and other nerdy things
- You're also taking classes at Second City and don't mind having me cheat off of you during exam week
- You're looking for a karaoke partner-in-crime
- You didn't vote for Trump
- You're a force of nature
- You live close to or in Lincoln Park (sorry to the wondefful people in the suburbs)
- We are a 70% or higher match
The two of us