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My self-summary
- Your dog is my new best friend
- Aspiring Professional Comic Book Writer
- Social Justice Pokemon Trainer
- Dorkupine
- Nintendude
- God of Karaoke and Lactose Intolerance
- Randomly sings whatever song comes to mind
- That high school theatre kid who grew up and realized that he misses the stage
- Ben Wyatt meets Ben Wyatt meets Tom Haverford meets Andy with a lil' bit of Jerry/Larry/Garry
What I’m doing with my life
- SEO Enrichment Copywriter for a big name retailer
- Comic book writer
- Student at Second City (as of this May)
I’m really good at
- Singing that one Backstreet Boys song you know at the karaoke bar
- Making spaghetti and cheeseburgers
- Summoning a Lyft
- Writing
- Napping
The first things people usually notice about me
- "I bet he doesn't like bubblegum or onions." (You're right. I don't.)
- "He has really nice eyelashes." (Thanks?)
- "He's kind of a dork." (Truth.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All-Star Superman, Saga, Love & Rockets, Jack Kirby's Fourth World Saga, The Old Man and The Sea, Kurt Vonnegut stories, poetry by W.S. Merwin, Pablo Neruda, and e.e. cummings

The Sting, The Truman Show, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Muppet Movie, Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, ToQger, Gurren Lagaan, Parks and Recreation, Sherlock, Pushing Daisies, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Jane the Virgin, FLCL, She Was Pretty, Kimi ni Todoke

This American Life, RadioLab, Farts & Procreation, Nerdist Writer's Panel, Backdoor Pilots, [any suggestions?]

MuteMath, The Killers, The Smiths, The Talking Heads, Flight of The Conchords, David Bowie, Iggy and the Stooges, Elvis Costello, Paul Simon, Kendrick Lamar, Hamilton: The Musical, Prince, CHVRCHES, Guys & Dolls, Esperanza Spaulding

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect 2, Earthbound, Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Pokemon Silver, Pokemon Moon
Six things I could never do without
1: Nerd stuff (comics, anime, Korean dramas, video games)
2: My butt (sitting would be very uncomfortable without it)
3: Dogs (Pictures and videos of said dogs)
4: A homemade meal
5: Naps
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Are we human or are we dancer?"
"Does the mind rule the body or does the body rule the mind? I don't know."
"Is Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 objectively BETTER or WORSE than Now You See Me 2?" (Hypothetically one of them HAS TO BE worse)
On a typical Friday night I am
- Trying to raise your taxes #socialism
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
- My first love was Ariel from Disney's "The Little Mermaid". I was six years old.

- I can't snap or whistle with my fingers

- The best comic book movie was Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (Don't @ me.)
You should message me if
- You have strong opinions about cake (both the band and the dessert), politics, comics, Jane the Virgin, and other nerdy things
- You're also looking for a karaoke partner-in-crime
- You didn't vote for Trump
- You're a force of nature
The two of us