fourth_world
26 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
Now this is the story all about how Andrew turned Chi-Town upside down. If you'd like to take a minute--just sit right there. I'll tell you all about the dude who's kickin' the air...

Unfortunately, I'm all out of raps today, but at least I've got your attention. :)

Welcome to my OkCupid page! Ranked among Zagat's 2014 Best Pizzerias in Chicago.

This list is a list of the things I like:
Writing
Anime
Comics
Karaoke
My vinyl record collection
Nintendo games
Social justice
The word "kaleidoscope"
Dog pictures
Cake

This list is a list of things I dislike:
Haters
Onions
Bubblegum
Allergies
Conservatives
Bigots
Iron Man
CBS' The Big Bang Theory
Disney's Dog With a Blog
Waking up from naps
Fake conversations by extras in movie backgrounds
What I’m doing with my life
- MAKIN' $$$$$$$$$$$ (Writing)
- I don't know
- Probably sleeping & other stuff, I guess
I’m really good at
- Singing that one Backstreet Boys song you know at the karaoke bar
- Making spaghetti
- You see, I wrote this one good joke once (available upon request)
- Bragging about how awkward I am
- Hailing an Uber
The first things people usually notice about me
- "I bet he doesn't like bubblegum or onions." (You're right. I don't.)
- "He has really nice eyelashes." (Thanks?)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS:
All-Star Superman, Saga, The Old Man and The Sea, poetry by W.S. Merwin, Pablo Neruda, and e.e. cummings

MOVIES | TV:
The Sting, The Truman Show, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Muppet Movie, ToQger, Gurren Lagaan, Parks and Recreation, Pushing Daisies, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast

PODCASTS:
This American Life, RadioLab, "Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me"

MUSIC:
MuteMath, The Killers, The Smiths, The Talking Heads, Flight of The Conchords, David Bowie, Iggy and the Stooges, Elvis Costello, Paul Simon, They Might Be Giants, Hamilton: The Musical, Prince, CHVRCHES

GAMES:
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect 2, Earthbound
The six things I could never do without
1: Nerd shit (comics, anime, Korean dramas, video games)
2: My butt (sitting would be very uncomfortable without it)
3: Dogs (Pictures of said dogs)
4: Coca-Cola Slurpees
5: Naps
6: Fast food (... Duh.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Why AREN'T there taco trucks on every street corner? I really like tacos."
&
"Are we human or are we dancer?"
&
"Does the mind rule the body or does the body rule the mind?"
&
"Is Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 BETTER or WORSE than Now You See Me 2?" (I refuse to watch either "film" because they both look like hot garbage, but hypothetically one of them HAS TO BE worse)
On a typical Friday night I am
- Raising your taxes #socialism
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My first love was Ariel from Disney's "The Little Mermaid."

I was slimed at Nickelodeon Studios.

In second grade, I wrote Bomberman fan fiction where I was Bomberman and saved the galaxy for an assignment and I got an "A" on it. (If you want to buy me a drink as thanks, I will allow it.)
You should message me if
- You're weird
- You're a member of the Church of the Oxford Comma
- Whenever you see a bald eagle, you think of R. Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly"
- You want to talk about great comics, anime, and music
- You have recommendations for fun places to go or things to do in Chicago
- You live close (Lincoln Park or surrounding downtown area)
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