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My self-summary
- Comic book writer
- My best friend is your dog
- Social Justice Pokemon Trainer
- Liberal as FUCK
- Dorkupine
- Nintendude
- Ben Wyatt meets Ben Wyatt meets Tom Haverford meets Jerry/Larry/Garry
I’m really good at
- Singing that one Backstreet Boys song you know at the karaoke bar
- Making spaghetti
- Bragging about how awkward I am...because I am SOOO awkward
- Hailing an Uber
The first things people usually notice about me
- "I bet he doesn't like bubblegum or onions." (You're right. I don't.)
- "He has really nice eyelashes." (Thanks?)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All-Star Superman, Saga, Love & Rockets, Jack Kirby's Fourth World Saga, The Old Man and The Sea, Kurt Vonnegut stories, poetry by W.S. Merwin, Pablo Neruda, and e.e. cummings

The Sting, The Truman Show, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Muppet Movie, Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, ToQger, Gurren Lagaan, Parks and Recreation, Sherlock, Pushing Daisies, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Jane the Virgin, She Was Pretty

This American Life, RadioLab, Farts & Procreation, [any suggestions?]

MuteMath, The Killers, The Smiths, The Talking Heads, Flight of The Conchords, David Bowie, Iggy and the Stooges, Elvis Costello, Paul Simon, Hamilton: The Musical, Prince, CHVRCHES, Guys & Dolls, Esperanza Spaulding

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect 2, Earthbound, any Legend of Zelda game, Pokemon Silver, Pokemon Moon
The six things I could never do without
1: Nerd stuff (comics, anime, Korean dramas, video games)
2: My butt (sitting would be very uncomfortable without it)
3: Dogs (Pictures and videos of said dogs)
4: A homemade meal
5: Naps
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Are we human or are we dancer?"
"Does the mind rule the body or does the body rule the mind? I don't know."
"Is Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 objectively BETTER or WORSE than Now You See Me 2?" (I refuse to watch either "film" because they both look like hot garbage, but hypothetically one of them HAS TO BE worse)
Why the online dating scene is so obsessed with cat and mouse games nowadays. We're supposed to be adults. I'm not a cat or a mouse. I'm a cute lil' puppy.
On a typical Friday night I am
- Raising your taxes #socialism
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My first love was Ariel from Disney's "The Little Mermaid."

I can't snap or whistle with my fingers.

The best comic book movie was Nausicaä.
You should message me if
- You have strong opinions about cake (both the band and the dessert), politics, comics, Jane the Virgin, and other nerdy things
- You'd take Picard over Kirk
- You want to play Cones of Dunshire
- You're looking for a karaoke partner-in-crime
- You didn't vote for Trump
- You're a force of nature
- You live close to or in Lincoln Park