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My self-summary
Welcome to my OkCupid page! Ranked among Zagat's 2014 Best Pizzerias in Chicago.

This list is a list of the things I like:
Collecting records
Nintendo games
Social justice
The word "kaleidoscope"
Pictures or videos of puppies

This list is a list of things I dislike:
Iron Man
CBS' The Big Bang Theory
Disney's Dog With a Blog
Waking up from naps
Fake conversations by extras in movie backgrounds
What I’m doing with my life
- MAKIN' $$$$$$$$$$$
- Writing
- I don't know
- I just got a gym membership
- Sleeping
I’m really good at
- Singing that one Backstreet Boys song you know at the karaoke bar
- Making spaghetti
- Bragging about how awkward I am...because I am SOOO awkward
- Hailing an Uber
The first things people usually notice about me
- "I bet he doesn't like bubblegum or onions." (You're right. I don't.)
- "He has really nice eyelashes." (Thanks?)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All-Star Superman, Saga, Love & Rockets, The Old Man and The Sea, poetry by W.S. Merwin, Pablo Neruda, and e.e. cummings

The Sting, The Truman Show, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Muppet Movie, ToQger, Gurren Lagaan, Parks and Recreation, Pushing Daisies, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Jane the Virgin, The Flash

This American Life, RadioLab, Farts & Procreation, [any suggestions?]

MuteMath, The Killers, The Smiths, The Talking Heads, Flight of The Conchords, David Bowie, Iggy and the Stooges, Elvis Costello, Paul Simon, They Might Be Giants, Hamilton: The Musical, Prince, CHVRCHES, Esperanza Spaulding

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect 2, Earthbound, Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (when it comes out), Pokemon Silver
The six things I could never do without
1: Nerd shit (comics, anime, Korean dramas, video games)
2: My butt (sitting would be very uncomfortable without it)
3: Dogs (Pictures of said dogs)
4: Coca-Cola Slurpees
5: Naps
6: Fast food (... Duh.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Are we human or are we dancer?"
"Does the mind rule the body or does the body rule the mind? I don't know."
"Is Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 objectively BETTER or WORSE than Now You See Me 2?" (I refuse to watch either "film" because they both look like hot garbage, but hypothetically one of them HAS TO BE worse)
On a typical Friday night I am
- Raising your taxes #socialism
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My first love was Ariel from Disney's "The Little Mermaid."

I was slimed at Nickelodeon Studios.
You should message me if
- You're a devout member of the Church of the Oxford Comma
- You have strong opinions about mozzarella cheese sticks and other things
- You know what you want and why you're here

P.S. If you voted for Trump, please don't message me.