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My self-summary
- Eats my cheeseburgers with only ketchup
- Moved here from Michigan in September
- Recovering high school theatre nerd
- Ben Wyatt x Ben Wyatt
- Once won a literature contest in second grade for my story, "Detective Leamon and the Case of the Missing Bald Eagle" (It was an autobio.)
What I’m doing with my life
- Copywriter for a big name retailer
- Writing comics (with stuff getting published later this year)
- Writing poetry (with stuff having been published)
- A sketch comedy student at Second City
- Napping
- Still catching up on all my shows
I’m really good at
- Singing that one Backstreet Boys song you know at the karaoke bar
- Making spaghetti and cheeseburgers
- Summoning a Lyft
- Drunk dancing
- Napping
- Falling behind on my favorite shows
The first things people usually notice about me
- "I bet he doesn't like bubblegum or onions." (You're right. I don't.)
- "He has really nice eyelashes." (Thanks?)
- "He's kind of a dork." (Probably.)
- "He smiles a lot." (Probably because I just thought of a good pun.)
- "He's very polite, expressive, and articulate." (Thanks, grandma.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All-Star Superman, Saga, Love & Rockets, Doom Patrol, Jack Kirby's Fourth World Saga, Amazing Spider-Man, Fairy Tail, The Old Man and The Sea, Kurt Vonnegut stories, poetry by W.S. Merwin, Pablo Neruda, and e.e. cummings

Has anyone read Don Quixote? Is it any good?

The Sting, The Truman Show, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Muppet Movie, Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, ToQger, Gurren Lagaan, Parks and Recreation, Sherlock, Pushing Daisies, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Jane the Virgin, FLCL, She Was Pretty, Kimi ni Todoke, Twin Peaks

This American Life, RadioLab, Farts & Procreation, Nerdist Writer's Panel, Backdoor Pilots, [any suggestions?]

The Smiths, MuteMath, The Killers, The Talking Heads, Flight of The Conchords, David Bowie, Iggy and the Stooges, Elvis Costello, Paul Simon, Kendrick Lamar, Hamilton: The Musical, Prince, CHVRCHES, Guys & Dolls, Esperanza Spaulding, Lana Del Rey

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect 2, Earthbound, Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Pokemon Silver
Six things I could never do without
1: Nerd stuff (comics, anime, Korean romantic comedies, video games, music, and more)
2: My butt (sitting would be very uncomfortable without it)
3: Dogs (Pictures and videos of said dogs)
4: Expression!
5: Naps
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Are we human or are we dancer?"
"Does the mind rule the body or does the body rule the mind? I don't know."
"Is Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 objectively BETTER or WORSE than Now You See Me 2?" (Hypothetically one of them HAS TO BE worse)
On a typical Friday night I am
- Raising hell #wildchild
- Raising your taxes #socialism
- Raising the roof #danceboy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
- I can't snap my fingers

- I was born with two identically crooked pinkies

- I stopped watching "The New Girl" after that scene where Jess pretends to be Elvis at Nick's dad's funeral and I'm a happier person for it

- The best comic book movie was "Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind"
You should message me if
- You're passionate about something
- You know what you want
- You don't identify as a republican
- You live in the city, preferably near me in Lincoln Park (I don't do long distance [>45 mins] and I won't go out to the burbs)

Let's go to art shows or museums, hang out at the zoo or conservatory, eat delicious foods, watch great films, make cookies, make out, talk about nerdy stuff, and drink good beers.
The two of us