26Manchester, United States
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My self-summary
Kinda like a puppy. Cute, funny, no attention span, and I leave my shit everywhere.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm Clark Kent without the superpowers (a newspaper reporter).
I’m really good at
Rock Band and Mario Kart. Also, animals usually love me. Is animal magnetism a skill? Can you be good at it?
The first things people usually notice about me
"Hey, there's that awesome, handsome, kind and helpful guy that every mom wants her daughter to date. Isn't he fantastic, wonderful, awesome, wait I already said awesome, and great."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Because of work, I read/write a ton of news and can get burned out on reading, but I try to get at least one book done per month. I usually gravitate toward humor, modern fantasy and satire.
I'm about to embark on my fifth attempt to read Infinite Jest all the way through. Let's hope I don't get exhausted by the pretensiousness again. (I probably will.)

Movies: I prefer animation and dumb comedies but I'll watch pretty much anything. Some favorites include Wet Hot American Summer, Mad Max Fury Road, Eternal Sunshine and Zootopia.

Shows: It's weird, I don't watch a lot of TV since I dropped cable, but I keep up with a few shows like Better Call Saul, Bojack Horseman and The Eric Andre Show. Excited for new Rick and Morty and Stranger Things.

Music: Don't even get me started. I'll listen to everything, though I usually gravitate to Radiohead, Arcade Fire, LCD Soundsystem, David Bowie and Talking Heads. Once I wore a bird costume to an Arcade Fire show and Win Butler stole my phone.

Food: I've got mad food allergies but have only had to use two EpiPens so far so things are going OK.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Captain Planet, he's our hero, gonna bring pollution down to zero
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or sleeping. Weird hours at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had heart surgery in January. They fixed the problem, since I'm still alive, but now I have a rabbit heart.
You should message me if
you want me to be your big bad wolf

Although I wear more of a medium, and I'm well-behaved
The two of us