25Manchester, United States
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My self-summary
Kinda like a puppy. Cute, funny, no attention span, and I leave my shit everywhere.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm Clark Kent without the superpowers (a newspaper reporter).
I’m really good at
Rock Band and Mario Kart. Also, animals usually love me. Is animal magnetism a skill? Can you be good at it?
The first things people usually notice about me
"Hey, there's that awesome, handsome, kind and helpful guy that every mom wants her daughter to date. Isn't he fantastic, wonderful, awesome, wait I already said awesome, and great."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Vonnegut, modern fantasy, satire. Last read: Universal Harvester by John Darnielle of the Mountain Goats. John's a better songwriter than an author, but his books are still fun reads.
About to embark on my fifth attempt to read Infinite Jest all the way through. Let's hope I don't get exhausted by the pretensiousness again. (I probably will.)

Movies: I prefer animation and dumb comedies but I'll watch pretty much anything. Zootopia was probably the best movie I saw last year. Loved Manchester By The Sea, Arrival and Moonlight. Excited for Guardians Vol. 2.

Shows: Better Call Saul, Bojack Horseman, The Eric Andre Show. Absurdist comedy. Stranger Things.

Music: Indie, alternative, indie alternative. LCD Soundsystem, Spoon, Talking Heads, Dan Deacon for starters. Once I wore a bird costume to an Arcade Fire show and Win Butler stole my phone.

Food: The human body requires it to survive.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Captain Planet, he's our hero, gonna bring pollution down to zero
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or sleeping. Weird hours at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had heart surgery in January. I'm still alive, so I think it worked.
You should message me if
you want me to be your big bad wolf

Although I wear more of a medium, and I'm well-behaved
The two of us