55 Louisville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm looking for a friend, lover, confidant, dinner date, travel companion, vacation arm candy, winery accomplice, museum/fine arts enabler, clothing store consultant, and somebody willing to receive spontaneous though wildly inappropriate texts that will make you laugh but also make you hate yourself for doing so. In return, I will kill spiders, investigate noises, carry groceries, listen to your complaints, and keep your feet warm in bed.

So I really don't have a "type". However, I do have a list of NON-types. Please pass me by if any of them apply to you.

1) A dude, in drag or otherwise. I don't care how good a kisser he is.
2) Married - As in, your husband doesn't know you're single.
3) One of those crazy Tea Party-ers
4) Smoker. Does anybody still smoke in Colorado?
5) Uber AAA hard charging people who love power and expensive stuff and the people who have it. Totally not me.
6) Religious or non-religious zealot
7) Kid haters
8) One eyed hermaphrodite ax murderers. You know who you are.

Did I mention I still have free flight benefits to anywhere in the WORLD? I'd hate to have that extra seat go to waste...
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for my keys. And my socks. Then my keys again.
I’m really good at
First dates! Second dates, not so much. ⁀⊙﹏☉⁀
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a lot quieter than I let on in this profile. Oh, and I have green eyes and I'm not tall. Not that I have a grudge against tall women. Some of my best friends are tall. Just remember, if you can see the spot on the top of my head where I was struck by lightening, I can see straight up your nostrils.
(note - I have no issues with tall women or their long as they don't put a pointy hat on my head and place me in their garden)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll eat, read or watch almost anything. I don't really watch a lot of TV, though I did sit through an entire episode of Honey Boo Boo with my daughter. I cried in the shower for almost an hour after that.
The six things I could never do without
1) Teh Internets.
2) Spell check.
3) "Clear Browser History"
4) Little chocolate donuts - power food of the gods.
5) Sunshine
6) More Cowbell
I spend a lot of time thinking about
(crickets chirping)
On a typical Friday night I am
doing what I do every other night. I'm not really sure. Why do you want to know?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
All I'm going to say is that you can't trust a Mexican donkey.
You should message me if
You're reading this, alone on a Friday night, an empty box of wine at your elbow, and you think...... what the hell?