49Clifton Park, United States
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My self-summary
Once you get past the self-deprecating humor, you will soon learn that I'm a completely insane and self centered. Nah, that's not true, either. More humor later. How do you just say that you're an exciting, successful guy looking to share his life with someone special? I guess that would do it. I'm the proud dad of an eleven year old girl, and my ex-wife and I have been amicably separated for three years and divorced for one year. I'm past the breakup and excited to meet some good people on here. Friendship is not at all out of the question. It's welcomed.

I am a Research Scientist and love my work because you never stop learning new cutting edge methodologies and apply them in this ever changing field. I am not married to my work, I still find time to volunteer at my daughter's school, and do other fun stuff with my daughter like rollerskating, swimming, bike ridding, etc. and practicing for Friday's spelling quizzes - lol.

What I'm Looking For:
I smile when I think of you. We enjoy doing stuff together, and have a highly developed sense of sarcasm. I think it's cute when you snort as you laugh and all the other quirky stuff you do. You make fun of me whenever you can, I'll provide ample opportunities. You act younger than you look because I like grownup women who haven't forgotten what it's like to be a girl.

What I've Learned from Past Relationships:
Flossing is important. Laughing is essential. Imperfection is perfect. Better to be single than to be in a bad relationship. If it's worth it, I'll work for it; if it's not, I won't. Don't say anything you'll regret because you can't take it back. It's better to understand than to be understood. Unconditional positive regard instead of unconditional love. Having kids makes you a better person. The Celtics will tear your heart out, but it's fun to have something outside yourself to root for together. Strawberries can actually be an aphrodisiac if served at the right time of night. This being-single thing isn't going to be nearly as bad as I thought it might be... Finally, you must be emotionally available to the other person, which makes you vulnerable, but it's a risk you have to take to find true love.

My Perception of an Ideal Relationship:
After a 10+ year relationship, I may be rusty about this courting stuff, but I'm not jaded by divorce. It's even clearer to me that there's not just one person out there. And even if you get lucky and meet a winner, there's probably a lot of work and effort ahead, no matter what. I'm not looking to jump into anything, but I'm a firm believer in chemistry and wouldn't turn my back on someone incredible just because of minor bumps and differences that can be worked out. I feel that a perfect relationship is one in which the reality is nearby your fantasy. As long as you have a realistic fantasy, it might just happen.

If you made it this far then I kept you interested :), yeah me give me a high five :)
Now the funnier stuff:
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to live each day to the fullest.
I believe that it's not the destination but rather the journey in life that's important. Along the way, maybe you encounter someone special.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, being clumsy, goofy, silly and nutty, using my toes to find the furniture legs in the dark and forgetting to do laundry
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Italian food, Seafood, Fresh Vegetables, Chinese, Indian/Pakistani, Thai Vietnamese - I like them all
Movies: Wild at Heart, Pirates of the Caribbean-who
I don't watch much tv, but the shows are Wipe out, The Middle-don't you just love Sue, the eternal optimist
Big Bang Theory
Books- Dork Diaries, because that's what I read to my daughter and the stories make me laugh too.
A walk in the woods, by Bill Bryce
Six things I could never do without
1) Daughter
2) Family, includes (cat&dog)
3) Friends
4) Car
5) Physical Intimacy(we're sexual creatures after all :) and Emotional Intimacy
6) Read number 5
7) Sense of Humor
8) Think inside the box and limit myself to just 6 things
9) Read Number 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How relationships work and uhm.... read number 9
What I want to be when I grow young
We Humans consider our self unique, so we've rooted our whole theory of existence on our uniqueness. "One" is our unit of "measure" — but what if it's not. What if all our social systems we've put into place are a mere sketch: "one plus one equals two", that's all we've learned, but what if... one plus one has never equaled two — what if there are in fact no numbers and no letters, what if we've codified our existence to bring it down to human size, to make it comprehensible, we've created a scale so we can forget its unfathomable scale. - - Lucy
How to make more desserts on the BBQ.
If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what would tomorrow be like?
What's my next prank or joke
On a typical Friday night I am
Rollerskating, Swimming, Playing board games with my daughter and her friends.
Up in the air can change like the wind each Friday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am on OKCupid
You should message me if
You feel like it grabbing a cup of coffee
You can be engaging and interesting, yet goofy and playful at the right time
If I remotely remind you of yourself, and can identify with my voice, style and intelligence
You're awesome and you know it
The two of us