freebatman
35Portland, United States
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My self-summary
A complicated man in a complicated relationship.

IG: morefunthankendra
t: @TPBadvice
What I’m doing with my life
My default is to say the song "Mama Kin" by Aerosmith sums up my life, but that really isn't the case anymore. Maybe it never was. I am certainly not "sleepin late and smokin tea"; I am keeping in touch with "mama kin" however.

As the information above might make you think otherwise, i have a real job, i almost said adult job, but that would mean something else ;-p, a car, and my own place.

Also, getting it how I live it; fabulous, ridiculous, and like you wouldn't believe.
I’m really good at
Forgetting important pieces of information; remembering not so important pieces of information. Coming up with systems to help with the former.
The first things people usually notice about me
Right now it is probably that i am walking with a cane. I shattered my knee on 3/31/2017. I should be walking regular again soon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Wouldn't it just be better if we talked about this over drinks and snacks at a happy hour?
Six things I could never do without
Both my thumbs; At least one testicle (still have both); Stuff to read; My Mom; Caffeine; Shoes (I HATE being barefoot).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Remember how before 9/11 there was a running troupe of things going on your permanent record? What ever happened to that?
On a typical Friday night I am
So typical Friday is probably going to be somewhat lo-key.

There is awesome stuff to do all weekend tho, so you got to pace yourself.

I am not going to Saturday Market.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've seen some bras.

Whenever it says that someone is more trusting i think of this. It is one of my favorite tracks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsW8J_vuAko

I find selfie camera photos to be very disorienting.

It says no to smoking, but 420 friendly, really 710 cause it's the future.
You should message me if
You want to go to Powell's and look for copies of the Dalton Wilcox book.

Or, if Saturday at a rave followed by Sunday at the horse racing track sounds like a perfect weekend.

But really, it's 2017, get at the kid if you want to. Be the strong independent woman we both know you are. Get yours.
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