36La Conner, United States
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My self-summary
Hobbies: AMERICA, snowboarding, smashing stuff with hammers, machine guns, recreational arson, plotting the demise of my enemies, ninja training, inciting riots, declining invitations to wine and cheese parties.
Goal and Aspirations: my goal is to win at life, I aspire to awesomeness.
What makes me unique: I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake. I am the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all a part of the same compost pile.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on a ship supplying oil rigs in the Gulf of Mexico. Trying not to grow up.
I’m really good at
Having a good time.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm always having fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a ton, I don't have any favorite books because I'm always on to the next one, I'm liking zombie apacolypse books right now. I like the TV shows Shameless, Workaholics, Archer, and Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I'm mainly into listening to punk rock music
Six things I could never do without
1. My Snowboard
2. Rainier Beer
3. My family
4. Tacos
5. My Kindle
6. My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All the awesome adventures I'm going to have when I'm not out to sea. Where to set up my fortress in event of a zombie apocalypse. Wondering of any good bands are going to play shows when I'm off work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going out for dinner with friends, then going out for cocktails
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't believe that Canada is real.
You should message me if
You want to go have a few cocktails, go to a punk rock show, or go blow some shit up with machine guns.
The two of us