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My self-summary
You kids like trains?

They/them pronouns. Tr(A)narchy.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a standup comedian, I guess. I also play accordion.
I’m really good at
... letting dogs sit on me.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair. Tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
How about you just get six? Okay? Okay.

Books: Joey Pigza series, American Gods, Persepolis, The World According To Garp, A Good Man Is Hard To Find, When You Are Engulfed In Flames.

Movies: Wet Hot American Summer, A Mighty Wind, The Royal Tenenbaums, Clerks, The Room, Legally Blonde.

Shows: Mr. Show, Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell, The State, The Pete Holmes Show, Broad City, Gilmore Girls.

Music: Kate Bush, Andrew Jackson Jihad, They Might Be Giants, Talking Heads, The Smiths, Marina and the Diamonds.

Food: I'll eat most things.
The six things I could never do without
I'm pretty good at doing without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
... oppression.
On a typical Friday night I am
If your Friday night counts as typical, you're probably not as fun as you think you are.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an acquired taste.
You should message me if
... you want to give me food and money. #findom #fincom #likefindombutacomedian #bookmeonshowsandorgivememoney