Feel free to send cute pet pictures or something random; I do love cute animals though!
Random bullet point musings on the subject material of my existence:
The unexamined life is not worth living
I emphatically judge people who scoff at the idea of kissing in the rain
Every time I see a cross necklace hanging in cleavage, all I can think is Jesus has never been in a better place
I've been told I sing like a lesser Alex Turner, but I feel that's a vast overstatement.
My verbosity refuses to relinquish its grasp on my dialogues
A living dichotomy, people often tell me I keep them on their toes, and they never know what to expect. I'm incredibly serious or playful depending on the circumstances.
I'm incredibly sarcastic, but moreso after meeting in person. Some people take me too seriously over the Internet
Lifelong learner whose main goal in life is to create knowledge that outlives my existence.
Typically get along better with immigrants and foreigners
I make fucking exemplary eggs, any style.
Preferred drink is bourbon neat
Searching for the Beatrice to my Benedick
I'm nice, but would never classify myself as a "nice guy," so don't fret.
It's not orange juice if you can't chew it
George is my favorite Beatle
The worst date I've had from here was a 97% match, and the best was a 63% match so I don't put much into match %.
Math and music are two of my main loves in life.
Socionics/Myers Briggs ILE/ENTp
Telling hilarious math jokes that few people comprehend
Finding new restaurants and ordering the best thing on the menu
Recalling random useless factoids
Tying exotic neckties (trinity knot's my personal favorite)
Teaching math, but no I don't want to be a teacher. I can barely deal with one unruly student at a time.
Or the distant stare in my eyes when I'm in deep thought.
Apparently, after actually inquiring into other's opinions, it's the fact that I have quite animated facial expressions.
*Currently Reading - The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins*
Movies: The Princess Bride, The Prestige, Shutter Island, The Shawshank Redemption, Thr Truman Show, The Machinist, Inception, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (haven't seen the remake), Up, Aladdin, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,
Tv: Breaking Bad, Dexter, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Adventure Time, The Venture Bros., Archer, The Colbert Report, Cosmos
Music: Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Black Keys, Massive Attack, Zero 7, RHCP, Alice in Chains, Radiohead, Young the Giant, Incubus, Disturbed, Metallica, Deadmau5, Chopin, Brahms, Beethoven, Dvorak, The Rolling Stones, Arctic Monkeys (my current obsession), Nirvana, Soundgarden, Queen
The Scientific Method
The Oxford Comma
The collective discography of my favorite artists
And Stephen Colbert's uneven ears
The long lost city of Atlantis
Music I need to listen to
How many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Why I would prefer to see a girl dressed in blouse and pencil skirt as opposed to a bikini
Why so many people don't seem to "get it"
Why curiosity seems to be a dying trait
How Vanilla Ice has a reality show
What exactly constitutes oneself as a Honey Boo Boo
Why I'm still writing things in this section
Why people spend so much energy trying to convince others of what they're not instead of simply being the best version of themselves they can be
If stuck in the wilderness, how soon would it take for people to want to eat me
The fact that there's several billion people on this planet. Each one of them has their own story, their own motivation, their own struggle, and we only ever get a small glance into the souls and minds of others.
yes...I spend an exorbitant amount of time thinking
You don't think people "believe" in evolution the same way people "believe" in a religion. One is irrefutable science, one is a decision based on no evidence that people call faith.
Since it's very hard to determine chemistry from online interactions, I prefer first offline encounters to be casual and see if there's anything there worth pursuing. I'm not the kind to go all in with romance on a first date, I save it for when I really feel it.
You wanna drink craft beer and discuss the mysteries of the multiverse
And you have something interesting to say regarding mutual interests. While physical attraction is important, I consider myself a bit of a sapiosexual