- I don’t fall for overly horny, pervy chicks cruising the internet looking for innocent men to take advantage of.
- If you think you’ll have thoughts of grabbing the scissors and letting them loose on my little head when I’m asleep after our first fight? Let me just say: the mental hospital is not the same thing as my home address!
- When I give you my phone number, it does NOT give you a “license to stalk” in the middle of the night, EVERY night… because it’ll make me think you’re really a MAN, since most really needy guys always do that.
- If you have a profile picture with you and your pet or daughter, do not be offended if I contact you to ask if your pet/daughter is available to go out.
- Good girls are great, I meet them all the time at church when I am attending someones wedding/funeral - but Bad girls are more interesting... Okay, lets be frank, good girls can be very, very bad when they want to!
- Did I mention that I like bikini pics? I mention that because OkCupid does not allow risque lingerie... On that note, I do have an email for ummmmm, the adventurous cell phone picture takers....
- Wow, I just had my first palm reading. Apparently I was a Lesbian stripper in a former life. Now I know why I like it when my date tucks a $20 bill in my underwear at the end of the night.
Otherwise, if a woman living in North America has an average of 3 bathing suits, why do they rarely have profile pictures wearing one?