36 North Hollywood, United States
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My self-summary
I enjoy sarcasm like a fine wine, and the key to my heart is made of puns, loosely strung together. I moved here from Orlando,FL. I try to only live in places that have people in well dressed mouse suits. (You don't want to know where my other options were.) I am a big fan of comedy in general, and write some when I get a chance. I play a few instruments-Some of which I'm still trying to master. I am an explorer and love the unknown. I play life by ear. I've found the best things that happen to me are things I almost didn't do. Nights when I almost chose to stay in are often filled with legendary stories that would make Homer's tales look lame in comparison. As a matter of fact, the only thing he has on me is the whole cyclops thing, but I'm working on that.
Ultimately, I'd like to find someone who is slightly to very random; passionate about something; and who still finds Disneyland fucking magical.

Seeing a shooting star brings me instant joy.
What I’m doing with my life
This question just makes me think of the song "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun." (A guilty pleasure of mine.)
I’m really good at
Seeing things otherwise overlooked by others. I'm starting to get into photography in an effort to share these things with others.
I also put a lot of detail in my cooking. I believe that cooking, like life is a journey, not a destination.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told my eyes and my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sideways Stories from Wayside School, A Short History of Nearly Everything, and David Sedaris books.

Favorite Movies include, but are not limited to:
Airplane!, Office Space, Bottle Rocket, The Jerk, Schindler's List, Half Baked, Indiana Jones Trilogy (yes I said trilogy), Dumb and Dumber, Love Actually, Big Lebowski, Big Fish, My Blue Heaven

Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, 30 rock, The Office, Community, Good Eats, Parks and Recreation, How i Met Your Mother, Dexter, LOST, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Larry Sander's Show, The Tick, Animaniacs, The A-Team.

I often find myself having to make the hard decision between listening to Garth Brooks or Biggie Smalls.

Ranch and baby carrots: Can't imagine a world without these.
The six things I could never do without
"Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure." - Steve Martin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If the inventor of Jelly ever got together with George Washington Carver.
On a typical Friday night I am
Checking out ABC to see if they brought back T.G.I.F.
You should message me if
You want to watch some MST3K or RIFFTRAXX together. (I have a bunch of both waiting to be watched.)

You are alarmed by atrocities such as this: