Ultimately, I'd like to find someone who is slightly to quite random; passionate about something; and who still finds Disneyland fucking magical.
If i'm having the worst day/night, but I see a shooting star, that's all I'll think about.
I also put a lot of detail in my cooking. I believe that cooking, like life, is a journey, not a destination. I once made ribs that I think will be the best things I've ever made. I apologize to my future children, but you have a lot to live up to.
Sideways Stories from Wayside School, A Short History of Nearly Everything, and David Sedaris books.
Favorite Movies include, but are not limited to:
Airplane!, Office Space, Bottle Rocket, The Jerk, Schindler's List, Half Baked, Indiana Jones Trilogy (yes I said trilogy), Dumb and Dumber, Love Actually, Big Lebowski, Big Fish, My Blue Heaven
Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, 30 rock, The Office, Community, Good Eats, Parks and Recreation, How i Met Your Mother, Dexter, LOST, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Larry Sander's Show, The Tick, Animaniacs, The A-Team.
I often find myself having to make the hard decision between listening to Garth Brooks or Biggie Smalls.
Ranch and baby carrots: Can't imagine a world without these.
You are alarmed by atrocities such as this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEs6O2NGdrs