26Danville, United States
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My self-summary
I am sarcastic.. sardonic.. spontaneous..
a person who uses words starting with S to describe themselves.

some of my hobbies would include:
-staying active/working out
-discovering new music
-attending music festivals/concerts
-trying new restaurants/foods
-working with and contributing to non-profits and charities
-obsessing over cute animals and tweeting pictures of them (sometimes haha)

I was an athlete my whole life (cross country, track, soccer) and played soccer from the time I was 3 or 4 til my sophomore year in college (played collegiately). I still like staying active and keeping fit.. been looking to get back into soccer and play some adult rec leagues soon.
I love hiking and want to hike the Appalachian Trail in its entirety someday. So, if you also like hiking/being outdoors, message me :)

If you know what the Myers Briggs Personality Test is, I'm an INTJ.
What I’m doing with my life
being poor, finishing 3/4 of a book, obsessing over animals like red pandas and giraffes and sometimes feeding them..
making fun of hipsters.
I’m really good at
Again, being poor, ironically condescending on people who are smart phone users because I am a "basic phone" user (used to be cause I'm now an iPhone user). And not knowing what I should do after college but acting like I do.
The first things people usually notice about me
.. not sure. I've never been complimented on something consistently.. my smile? my eyes?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some favorite music: Vampire Weekend, City & Colour, Passion Pit, Arcade Fire, Mumford & Sons, M83, Girl Talk, Foster The People, Band of Horses, Animal Collective, Bright Eyes, Purity Ring, The 1975, Sleeping At Last, Phantogram, Pretty Lights, Two Door Cinema Club, Wild Cub, Freelance Whales, Yellow Ostrich, Childish Gambino, Andrew Bird, The Shins, Tegan and Sara, Barcelona, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Bear Hands, Lady Lamb the Beekeeper... more.

Favorite TV Shows: New Girl, Parks and Rec, The Newsroom, HIMYM, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Portlandia, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Colbert Report, Workaholics..

Favorite Books: Mere Christianity, Perks of Being a Wallflower, 1984, The Book Thief, Catch 22, Radical, Night, A Wrinkle in Time, Captivating, Into The Wild, Fast Food Nation, Prozac Nation, UnChristian..

Favorite movies: Hot Rod, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Juno, Zombieland, Cabin in the Woods, 500 Days of Summer, Hot Fuzz, Man on the Moon, Moneyball, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Office Space, Batman: The Dark Knight, Spectacular Now, A Scanner Darkly, Sleepwalk with Me (Mike Birbiglia), indie films showing at Keystone Indie Lounge, movies by Focus Features.. indie films in general, etc.

Stand-up: Demetri Martin, Louis CK, Brian Regan, Bill Cosby, Jim Gaffigan, Bill Burr, Daniel Tosh, Mike Birbiglia, Bo Burnham, Zach Galifianakis..

Podcasts: This American Life, A Way with Words, Radio Lab, KEXP, All Songs Considered..

... I like to play Cards Against Humanity and don't listen to the radio unless I have to. I listen to NPR and my ipod in the car :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A grizzly bear with machine guns for arms..
On a typical Friday night I am
I go to a lot of concerts with friends.. other than that, out with friends at a bar or just in watching a favorite TV show or reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am legitimately upset that Andy Samberg is married haha.

and that I live my life like a game of Tetris: Achieving small wins while stacking my mistakes until they destroy me.
You should message me if
you're not a serial killer or possible stalker. oh, and if you're human.. but that's a given, right?
actually, if you're anything other than human, just message me anyways cause that just sounds completely awesome.. and weird haha.

oh, and you're not one of these people:
The two of us