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My self-summary
*Please forgive the bad photoshop fxs. The world is a judgmental place.

We are a fun and experimental couple looking to meet some new people. Hedonists at heart we enjoy good music, movies, style, food, and adult fun. She is 27, 5'9, hourglass figure, red head with beautiful tattoos. He is 35, 5'11, athletic build, dark haired, bearded and also has his share of tattoos.

We are hoping to meet a cool guy or gal. Someone open minded and uninhibited to join us in some new indulgences. We are attracted to the alternative artsy type. Quirky and quick witted. Great style and tattoos are a huge plus. Bros and hoes need not apply.

It's all about fun.

All that being said, we are novices at this. We are mostly looking for an audience at first. Someone that can take pleasure in watching us together. It's funny that it's hard to find a good person to do this. I mean, everyone likes porn right? Well at least secretly. We want to supply you with a live show! Sounds fun But we want to take things slowly to make sure everyone is comfortable and having a great time.

IF that all goes well, more fun could be had. But with limits. All of which will be discussed openly and honestly when the time is right. Listing our limits here would be silly because they are forever changing and completely specific to the person we are with. Fluid.

Oh and just because this profile showcases the kinkier side of us, that doesn't mean we are sex crazed pervs. Sure vulgarity can be fun, but it has to be a respectful vulgarity.
What I’m doing with my life
being rad
I’m really good at
Her - being crafty ie cross stitcher and button maker. Day dreaming about being a mermaid.
Him - being arty ie painter and photo taker
The first things people usually notice about me
Her - sweetness and curves
Him - the beard has taken over.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
She reads like mad. Ask.

This is a big one. He is kind of a fanboy with way too much movie knowledge. Grindhouse, Old kung fu and horror. I'll refrain from doing the list because it'll just go on and go.

Iggy and the Stooges, anything that has been touched by Jack White, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Tom Waits is cooler than all of us, Son House, The Beatles, Minor Threat, Defiance Ohio, Violent Femmes, The Cramps, Link Wray, Flat Duo Jets, Earl Sweatshirt, Vince Staples,Old School hip hop. And on and on... Currently obsessed with the Freddie Gibbs and Madlib collaboration "Pinata".

He cooks almost every night and she reaps the benefits.
Six things I could never do without
Just one.....each other....PUKE!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
when is real social rebellion going to come back in music? It's been a while.

Sex. How everyone loves it but are too afraid to try something new. Social norms be damned.
On a typical Friday night I am
We both work a lot......and I mean a lot. Friday is usually a wind down night. This usually means we are at our place, beer in hand, deciding what movie to watch. It's usually some sort of B-movie. He will most likely be cooking something. Most movies get cut short due to spontaneous makeout sessions. My lady is a mega babe.....I can't help it.

If we go out, we like the dive bars. Dark with low music, good conversation, people watching and 50 on tap please.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
We've had a couple of great experiences with women from OkCupid. One that has turned into a fantastic reoccurring thing with the coolest lady around. Now, the men have been a totally different story. Y'all ain't got no game! The assumption that we'll just jump right into the most XXX of scenarios with a complete stranger is one you guys need to realize is NOT going to happen. This is real life. Being allowed to join a couple is a huge honour and should be approached with high levels of respect and tact. This is NOT a cuckold situation. We wanna be woo'ed ya big dummies. Pushy alpha dudes move along.
You should message me if
our profile didn't freak you out?

you understand that just because someone's sexual taste is different than yours, this doesn't make them a creepy perv. How boring would the world be if we only had vanilla?
The two of us