36Hamilton, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
well foook me, i've not written one of these in a while.
lets see, my self summary, well just kicked out m cheating girlfreind. i'm not bitter, honest. (the bitch) lol

appart from that, got a nice wee flat, a shitty job and a cute dog.

I am witty, charming, and witty and charming
What I’m doing with my life
Well right now i'm working in a call centre. (KILL ME!) and trying to write a book, its been about 6 months and i have a chapter and a half done. bugger, i need motication!
Damn, my entire life sumed up in 3 lines. that sucks.

update on the book, its now 3 years and 6 chapters! go me!
I’m really good at

seriously, i am a good listener, and any time any of my mates have a problem i'm the one they come to, because they know i wont judge them (becaue normally i'm not listening to them) and i'll do all i can to help them.

not writing a fucking book.
The first things people usually notice about me
The shine refecting off my head! Bloody Baldness. GENETICS ARE A BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- - - - - - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books are hack and slash, swords and sourcery type things (and anything funny, ie Star Wreck) like the wheel of time books, or anything by david gemmell, terry pratchet, that kind of thing! (or anything by me, if i could get my arse in gear and finish the bloody thing.)
Six things I could never do without
well this would have to be food, water and air, hehe. and gravity i guess, and heat, but not too much or i'd fry and be grumpy, and not too little or i'd be very cold. and er...a good joke book would be a godsend.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
world domination. (i think i might have a megalomaniac complex thing.) and sex...well i am a guy! and stories, and women. damn, i have the depth of a puddle.
On a typical Friday night I am
partying somewhere, anywhere
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a ponytail for four years, the only reason i did was because i couldn't be arsed going to get a haircut... then genetics reaed its ugly head and it was time to face the music, or at least the barbers. there is nothing more pathetic than a balding guy with a ponytale.
You should message me if
you have a pulse and a sense of humour. (pulse is optional)
The two of us