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My self-summary
Hi there - I'm looking to find a woman who is fun and open to hanging out - if something more happens, great, but I'd be happy with finding a friend. I'd like a great girlfriend, but I'm not so set on it that I'll pass up friends.

Finding someone who is smart, funny and likes to laugh is a great thing. Having a sexual side is obviously important, but not the most important thing.

About me - I'm good looking, smart, funny, very open minded. I'm a nice guy who has a good job.

Hopefully there is someone out there that this intrigues enough to respond. I'd be happy to talk more about it, and to send a pic. Shoot me a line and say hi!

I am witty, open minded, and a smart ass
What I’m doing with my life
What do people "do" with their life? I guess I'm living life.... which is pretty good. Is there something more that can make life that much more exciting?
I’m really good at
Getting people to laugh. But only if you're able to laugh. So many people just can't laugh. It's not me, it's you!

Also good at poker. If you're thinking of asking for lessons, remember, nothing in life is free.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a fan of movies & TV that makes you feel better - so usually comedies or something relaxing. Not into horror or being depressed from watching a movie - really, what's the point of that?

Food wise - while I'm somewhat picky about what I'll eat, I can find something to eat at just about any place.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What our first date could be. I'm thinking:
Camping out for a week for the next Fifty Shades of Grey movie and then spoiling it for people as they go in the theater. "Spoiler alert - he's actually her brother and this a film promoting incest!"
And then arguing with people about how it's a ripoff of Star Wars who did it first.
On a typical Friday night I am
A friend recently introduced me to X-rated Scrabble. It's basically just regular Scrabble, but you have to either use a dirty word, or come up with a sentence making the word sound dirty. It's a fun game of using your creative side and your logical side, all the while seeing how dirty someone can get. Anyone want to play?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I have a lot more private things to share - in private. Message me and I'll be an open book!
You should message me if
You're even 1% interested. I promise I'll get that up to 5% in no time!
The two of us