I am a huge sports fan (Detroit love) and hope the Lions will go to the Super Bowl before I die (pathetic, I know!).
I am sick of meeting bozos with spikey hair who fist pump at the bar, so here I am! I prefer a patio and a dive bar to a club any day of the week. I am super easy going and laid back... I take life lightly and you should too. I am more of dress and heels on the outside but track suit and flip flops on the inside type of gal.
I love the water. The sun and my new found interest in trail biking.
I love witty banter and sarcasm. Nothing better than laughing with each other! I have a whole arsenal of one liner jokes that I often share with strangers. I absolutely lovvvvve meeting new people.
I am drawn to those who are super witty and sarcastic, sense of humor is critical. Smiling (and dancing to Motown music way too loud in my family room) are some of my favorite things. Do you know what you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
I am looking for someone who shares similar interests and is looking for someone to have fun and travel with! If you are interested lets meet for a drink... Very least maybe you make a new friend in the neighborhood!
I am really good at checkers, like really good. And connect four, I have actually started making money playing at the bar... true story!
I once thumb wrestled a guy who had a toe for a thumb, and lost terribly.
Cheese, salads, gummy bears, king crab legs... Peirogies! Sushi, kale... Wasabi peas... Popsicles. I love my fruits and veggies, and new unique restaraunt I am in. Crawfish, gumbo... Anything polish or NOLA related.
Motown... Did I say Motown?? Sinatra, Chili Peppers, Jazz & Blues, anything live... John Mellencamp (I think he's sexy, weird I know!). Old rap, anything I can dance to... I can move! 3 libras, yes I am from Michigan and we really do like Kid Rock don't judge it's genetic. Everything about the Blues Brothers movie. Queens of the stoneage... Indie music. A good jam session, I have attempted the recorder and the air guitar.
The tipping point, sports section, the princess bride, count of monte cristo, poetry... Someecards are my jam. Shel Silverstein... Brave New World (I first read it in the fifth grade). I had a mindless Dean Koontz phase (quick travel reads). Not going back. History anything. I was born in the wrong era! Hemingway, love.
I love board games, card games... All games. Cards against humanity and triopoly (little win lose or draw) are my current favorites. Euchre, know how to play... Your in!
Movies... Labrynth, The Princess Bride, Dumb & Dumber, Apocalypse Now, Ring of Fire (I love documentaries), Bridesmaids, y tu mama tambien, generally all focus features films... royal tennenbaums, Elf (I am a sucker for Christmas movies), Home Alone. I will never watch Twlight. Period.
But we should all have that?
So then it's...
Cheese, great conversation (that moment it seems there is no one else in the room), laughter, picking a random flower and putting it in your ear... Because why not?, Christmas Lights (when seasonally or occasionally appropriate), and the feel of a thrill.
How I shoulda bought that wing joint in key west...
You can kill spiders or "release them to the wild"... I am terrified. Although I live 17 stories up so this would be rare.
Can cook a grilled cheese.