38 Escondido, United States
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My self-summary
My hobbies are killing vampires, traveling to different planets with the Doctor and fighting crime as a masked My goal is to conquer this puny planet and make all woman my personal slaves lol, besides that I want to balance my checkbook and learn how to fly. What makes me unique is the fact that I can travel through time and I'm a secret government assassin/ninja. Don't tell anybody. My taste in music is complicated and full of drama. Sigh. I don't want to talk about it.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes and my feet.
The six things I could never do without
1. Iphone (hate to admit it, but its true)
2. Toothpaste and toothbrush
3. Music
4. Laughter
5. My family
6. And tacos on Tuesday
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can change the world one laugh at a time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like boobs. I try not to stare but what can I say there awesome! more people think I am serious when I am only joking, laughter is the best way to relax.
You should message me if
I have to meet you in a dark alley. Preferably when you're alone, unarmed and carrying loads of cash in small unmarked bills. Or we could talk over coffee and see if we can solve all or most of the nation's problems.