I can't summarize myself in this little box, but for you... I'll try.
I should probably start by rattling off a lot of generic facts about myself (e.g., I'm a good guy, I'm funny, I'm smart, blah blah blah), but that's crazy boring.
Instead, here are 5 completely random facts that separate me from every other stranger on this site:
1.) I'm kind of a comedy snob. It's not on purpose... but after watching hundreds and hundreds of comedies and hours and hours of stand-up, it just magically happened. If you like terrible comedy, we can still be friends... we just can't date. :-)
2.) I go on at least one massive trip every year. Some years are more exotic than others (one year I dropped everything to go live in New Zealand), but if I don't move around enough, I might die. I'm kind of like a shark... only without the fin... or the gills... or the whole living in the ocean thing.
3.) I used to be (and secretly still am) an adrenaline junkie. I've bungy jumped; I've skydived; I've done aerobatics in a plane; I've free climbed a mountain; I've been white water rafting; I've been sea kayaking; the list goes on and on.
4.) I love playing with a Frisbee. I'm like a little dog. Wave a Frisbee in front of my face, and my tail starts wagging. Apparently, I also really like comparing myself to animals.
5.) I didn't sleep through English class... so I actually know the difference between crowd favorites such as there/their/they're, two/to/too, etc. Does this really belong on the Top 5 list?! I didn't think so... but then I read a few profiles on this site.
Now, if you want to know the really good stuff, you should just contact me.
Longer term, I'm still trying to figure out my true purpose in life. Once upon a time, I was a full-blown workaholic, and I was WAY too focused on professional goals.
Then, I abruptly quit my old life and moved to New Zealand for a year. "What I'm doing with my life" has been a work in progress ever since.
If you want a more detailed answer, feel free to contact me.
Movies: Mallrats, The Big Lebowski, Super Troopers, Money Talks, Made, PCU, and many, many, MANY more (if you haven't noticed, I loves me some comedy)
Shows: Rick and Morty forever and forever! I also love Psych, The League, Archer, and lots of other random stuff I've binge watched over the years.
Music: My favorite Pandora stations are The Roots, The Weeknd, etc. I don't have any kids, but I love listening to baby making music... crazy, right?
Food: One of my all-time favorite restaurants was a Thai place in Atlanta, and I almost always took first dates there. Then, I got serious with a girl, and the place closed down! I try not to think about it, but it was probably my fault. Without my steady stream of terrible first dates, they went out of business.
And let's be honest: wouldn't you feel cheated if you took the time to contact me, learned all this amazing stuff about me, and then found out it's public knowledge?!?!
What a buzz kill. So you see... I'm doing you a favor. You're welcome.
So if you couldn't read some of the nonsense on here, you're going to have a bad time when I drop a novel on your inbox.