I should probably start by rattling off a lot of generic facts about myself (e.g., I'm a good guy, I'm funny, I'm smart, blah blah blah), but that's crazy boring.
Instead, here are 5 completely random facts that separate me from every other stranger on this site:
1.) I go on at least one massive trip every year. Some years are more exotic than others (one year I dropped everything to go live in New Zealand), but if I don't move around enough, I might die. I'm kind of like a shark... only without the fin... or the gills... or the whole living in the ocean thing.
2.) I used to be (and secretly still am) an adrenaline junkie. I've bungy jumped; I've skydived; I've done aerobatics in a plane; I've free climbed a mountain; I've been white water rafting; I've been sea kayaking; the list goes on and on.
3.) I love playing with a Frisbee. I'm like a little dog. Wave a Frisbee in front of my face, and my tail starts wagging. Apparently, I also really like comparing myself to animals.
4.) I didn't sleep through English class... so I actually know the difference between crowd favorites such as there/their/they're, two/to/too, etc. Does this really belong on the Top 5 list?! I didn't think so... but then I read a few profiles on this site.
5.) I'm kind of a comedy snob. It's not on purpose... but after watching hundreds and hundreds of comedies and hours and hours of stand-up, it just magically happened. If you like terrible comedy, we can still be friends... we just can't date. :-)
Now, if you want to know the really good stuff, you should just contact me.
Longer term, I'm still trying to figure out my true purpose in life. Once upon a time, I was a full-blown workaholic, and I was WAY too focused on professional goals.
Then, I abruptly quit my old life and moved to New Zealand for a year. "What I'm doing with my life" has been a work in progress ever since.
If you want a more detailed answer, feel free to contact me.
Movies: Mallrats, The Big Lebowski, Super Troopers, Money Talks, Made, PCU, and many, many, MANY more (if you haven't noticed, I loves me some comedy)
Shows: Rick and Morty forever and forever! I also love Psych, The League, Archer, and lots of other random stuff I've binge watched over the years.
Music: My favorite Pandora stations are The Roots, The Weeknd, Childish Gambino, etc. I don't have any kids, but I love listening to baby making music... crazy, right?
Food: One of my all-time favorite restaurants was a Thai place in Atlanta, and I almost always took first dates there. Then, I got serious with a girl, and the place closed down! I try not to think about it, but it was probably my fault. Without my steady stream of terrible first dates, they went out of business.
And let's be honest: wouldn't you feel cheated if you took the time to contact me, learned all this amazing stuff about me, and then found out it's public knowledge?!?!
What a buzz kill. So you see... I'm doing you a favor. You're welcome.
So if you couldn't read some of the nonsense on here, you're going to have a bad time when I drop a novel on your inbox.