funnygirlicious
64 Decatur, United States
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My self-summary
Let's get the bisexual thing out of the way first. Love is love is love and who knows what physical form it may come in? Certainly, not I.

Also, I do not find overly familiar first messages attractive. Don't ask me how my day was if you don't know me and don't call me Beautiful, Baby or Pretty. It's a total turnoff. Please send an appropriate, engaging first message that might make me want to contact you. As if you were speaking to a stranger (which I am to you). Unless you don't care about being deleted then say whatever you want, no matter how inappropriate! Your choice, of course.

I teach music, drama and classical piano to little kids and their parents, practice yoga and engage in other spiritual programs that keep me right sized and in surrender to the universal energy. I'm a born and bred NYC Leo and strive to keep my large ego in balance. Ya gotta be smart, creative, reflective and well traveled to hold my interest as well as successful and sensual. No flirts please..make a little effort if you are curious about me and send a personal message. Local gentlemen please....

If you can handle me, you will love me. I'm focused on the message and the solution rather than the mess. Negative energy, obsession, regret, shame and guilt are emotions that I don't engage with so if you have done the work and want to get to know a cool, hippie, liberal chick...well, you know what to do!
What I’m doing with my life
I have a passport and use it. Cambodia, Guatemala, Belize, Europe, Peru. I like to walk on the beach in remote parts of the planet. But also in Florida (lol). Depending on the results of the presidential election, I may be leaving the country. Ask for more details...lol but not really a laughing matter.
I’m really good at
Getting in alignment with the field of potential through my thoughts
Letting go of old stories...
Inspiring little kids to be creative..
Detaching with LOVE
Telling the truth...
Self acceptance...
Planning a great adventure...
Being a loving mother and grandma...
Playing the piano...
And...well...you know...
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am smart as well as sexy
That I look 20 years younger than my chronological age
My style of dressing and blonde, spikey hair
That I am cool, hot and humbly self-assured.
That I know who I am and speak my truth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Alchemist, The Four Agreements, anything by Pema Chodran, the Yoga Sutras, Kabbalah texts. The Unteathered Soul.The Spirituality of Imperfection, The Surrender Experiment. I am a movie buff and sporadically, a voracious reader. All music moves me in some way and is the universal human expression (teaching music and piano...I admit I'm biased). I watched all 4 seasons of Luther in one sitting so if you look like Idris Elba...you are seriously my type! Food? Ethnic food preferably eaten in small family owned restaurants, at the Dekalb Farmers Market..healthy, organic, mostly plant based. Very little meat. I am aware of what I eat, it's origen and how it is prepared.
The six things I could never do without
In the last analysis, I could do without everything except the serenity that comes from a strong relationship with something greater than myself. Resilience is the key. And breathing in and out. I came in alone and that's how I'm going out..despite all the illusion of security.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I AM love while I am waiting to be in love. How life is an experiment. How to grow in serenity through acceptance of what is. Why people are afraid of the unknown and the other. Why it is so difficult for me to meet someone who really engages my interest. How to accept the fact that I am really selective. How it is not really necessary for me to have so many opinions...
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at a movie, out to dinner with good friends, at home with the doggies. I have no problem with down time, either alone or in good company. Isolation and solitude are very different practices....I value the latter and do not engage in the former.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You are kidding, right?
You should message me if
You speak my language. If you understand that meaningful connection starts with friendship and that it takes time to create real trust. Anything else is just a distraction.
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