funnysmartclever
45Buffalo, United States
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My self-summary
WARNING! This profile contains matters of extreme humor, satire and parody! You have been warned!

I honestly feel that this site doesn't work. So I'm going to be brutally honest and see if anyone decides to prove me wrong.

Whatever happened to the great mystery of meeting someone and discovering how much you have in common?

You read things here and get to decide if someone is worth talking to but we all know from real life that looks can and are misleading. Many times I've seen people I never thought I'd like and after a conversation we're good friends or a couple.

Plus since you can't hear tone of voice many things are taken out of context and misinterpreted as rude or too forward.

So I think I'll have some fun and see who has the spine to actually want to talk to me.

And just because I have some skeletons in my closet doesn't mean they weren't already dead when I found them.

As you can tell I am extremely sarcastic.

I am blunt and brutally honest. No topic is taboo. Some people cannot handle my level of honesty but I'd rather be hated for being honest than for being a liar.

My musical tastes are quite eclectic. Although jazz and country are lost on me. With the exception of Johnny Cash and Hank Williams Sr.

I speak my mind at all times. There is nothing I'm afraid to say. If more people spoke their minds the world would be less complicated. Because we'd all know what each other wants. The time spent on subtlety could be better spent doing other things. Like reading a book or seeing a movie or just spending time with friends having fun.

When you ban words you give those words power. They are only offensive because you try to suppress them. Lenny Bruce once said "Its the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence and the viciousness". At one point in time fuck, shit and asshole were considered bad words and now we use them so much they have no power over us. If we use the words we are told are so offensive more often then we will become so desensitized to their use that they will have no effect on us anymore. I keep seeing people complaining of the words people use because they feel offended by them but those words only have that power because people are giving them that power.

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people."
~ Socrates

"To be what one is by ones own act is freedom" ~ Soren Kierkegaard

"Its the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence and the viciousness"
~ Lenny Bruce

"I may not agree with what you have to say but I will defend to my dying breath your right to say it"
~ Patrick Henry

"There are those that love to start drama while I love to start comedy. I am not a drama king, I am a comedy king. I find humor in everything!!!" ~ Christopher DiPasquale

"What labels me, negates me." ~ Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

"Its a fucked up world in which we live, in order to evolve we must forgive" ~ Christopher DiPasquale

"The proper office of a friend is to stand behind you when you are in the wrong because anyone will stand behind you when you are in the right" ~ Samuel Clemons

“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”
~ Dr. Seuss

"To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible." ~ Thomas Aquinas

"Love is a drug. When you're on it you want more, more, more and you can't live without it. When you're coming off of it it hits you harder than slamming into a concrete wall at 140 mph. We are all addicts when it comes to love." ~ Christopher DiPasquale

"Madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push!!!" ~ The Joker

"Anarchy is like Christianity. A lot of well meaning ideas that rarely work out in real life!!!" ~ Christopher DiPasquale

And when I say I don't do drugs I mean hard drugs. I am extremely 420 friendly and don't consider marijuana to be a drug. So if you have a problem with weed then we probably won't happen.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently healing from broken bones obtained in a couple bicycle accidents when I lived in California. But plan on attending school in the fall to get some new job skills for so I can get the skills to get a great paying job.
I’m really good at
Film knowledge and trivia. I just love movies and I love learning about history. Not just American but the history of objects, people, landmarks, etc....
The first things people usually notice about me
Some have said that I constantly look angry and pissed off. But then they talk to me and find out I'm a really nice guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ask me. Lets rediscover the lost art of conversation and the mystery of discovering each other.

But I will say that I do love comic books. Both Marvel and D.C. The Walking Dead, I have the whole series so far, both comics and tv. Comic book movies and tv shows. The X-Universe. Logan was one of the best films they've made.

My 2 favorite movies are Mr. Roberts and In the Heat of the Night. And Airplane is the funniest movie ever. Saving Private Ryan is amazing. No matter what part I walk in on I have to sit and watch the whole movie. Same with The Help.

I ADORE Looney Toons. They still make me crack up.
Six things I could never do without
Movies
humor
Human contact
Punk rock. Mainly old school. New punk rock seems to always follow the same formula. Sloppy, fast and political. What ever happened to the angry, aggressive, original punk rock?
A good book
Riding my bicycle. Few things make me happier than putting on a good playlist and going for a long bike ride.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why OKCupid has me liking people I never even saw before.

Would Phillip K. Dick fans be called DICKheads?

The vapidity of the human race.

Symbology.

If Adam & Eve were the 1st 2 humans wouldn't that mean the entire human race is inbred? That would explain Donald Trump.

Why so many people here take everything so seriously?

What the world would be like if dogs breathed fire?

If drinking and driving is illegal then why do bars have parking lots?

My billion dollar idea that will help me build an engine that's powered by human stupidity. That way we'll NEVER run out of fuel!!! Hell, Donald Trump and Kim Davis alone could power us into the next millennium.
On a typical Friday night I am
not in a life or death battle with the Joker.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
wouldn't be private anymore if I said it here.
You should message me if
You understood the humor I put into this.

You are not a Trump supporter or a bigot of any type. If you are then move along because I will not keep my opposition to him or you quiet.

Mark Zuckerberg has not revolutionized communication, he's destroyed human interaction. The zombie apocalypse has arrived.

And who is also sick of OKCupid saying we like someone that we never hit the like button for.
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