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My self-summary
I'm a comedy writer and a real fun guy, I swear.

Adjectives: confident, sharp, educated, fun, warm, approximately Southern but very light on accent. I like people who are generally positive, despite being smart enough to see that there are plenty of good reasons to be negative. I am happy with where my life is headed, but I'd like to be even happier.
What I’m doing with my life
I write comedy for a living. This has always been my dream. I also enjoy eating barbecued meats.
I’m really good at
Talking about bullshit. Making people laugh. Being comfortable.
The first things people usually notice about me
The 4 cans of Axe Body Spray I use on myself every morning. You're welcome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Somehow, the answer to all of these is "Gremlins 2: The New Batch."
The six things I could never do without
The degrees that separate me from Kevin Bacon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The theme song from Sanford & Son. It's a really good theme song. Did you know Quincy Jones wrote that song? Hey, where are you going?
On a typical Friday night I am
Cranking some good music, like for example the Sanford & Son theme song, written by Quincy Jones.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Quincy Jones wrote the Sanford & Son theme song. Did I mention that already?
You should message me if
You enjoy hilarious responses.

Also if you have any questions about who wrote the Sanford & Son theme song, because I can answer those.