fuzzmaster99
36 Minneapolis, United States
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My self-summary
Funny
Stylish 70's guy
Best Uncle EVER
Tattoo consultant
Trivia Mafia Host with the most
Band manger/promoter
Emcee
Moustachioed
30 tattoos with more to come
Chicken and waffles Master
Good beer drinker
Horror movie lover
Former beer mascot
Artist
Man about town
What I’m doing with my life
Living the life a far as I'm concerned! Good times with goods friends. Killing it as an Uncle! Dropping tattoo knowledge, hosting brunch Trivia at the Amsterdam, Emcee local shows and booking local support for some ska and punk shows!
I’m really good at
Telling stories, drawing, merchandising, choosing and executing solid Halloween costumes, shopping for vintage clothes, high-fives, staying on schedule, being inappropriate at questionably reasonable level and Nerdcore.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair, moustache and kick ass plaid slacks. Sometimes I'm a unicorn.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music:NOFX, Teenage Bottlerocket, Koo Koo Kangaroo, Operation Ivy, Less Than Jake, Aquabats, Atom And His Package, Mustard Plug, Social Distortion, Nirvana, Dillinger 4, Rocksteady Breakfast

Movies:Dawn of the Dead, The Evil Dead, Dick Tracy, Pee-Wees Big Adventure, The Toxic Avenger, Nightmare On Elm Street, Amelie, Super, Beerfest, Spirited Away, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Willy Wonka, Fight Club, They Live

TV: Archer, Parks and Rec, Louie, Bojack Horseman, the League, Legit, Dexter, Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Super Jail

Books: Harold and the Purple Crayon, Real Ultimate Power the Official Ninja Book, Crossed, World War Z, Marvel Zombies, The Walking Dead, Where the Wild Things Are, Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way, Gun with Occasional Music, Deadpool, Sin City, currently reading Hitchhikers Guide.

Food: Chicken and waffles, calzones, soup, veggies, CHEESE
Love cooking/baking from scratch whenever possible. I make AMAZING chicken and waffles! My vegetarian version is even better!! Vegetarian sausage gravy you ask? HECK YES
The six things I could never do without
1.My lovely little nieces
2.Pen and Paper
3.Good friends
4.Cheese
5.Music
6.My squish face cat
7.Craft Beer...I could live without it, but DAMN it's tasty!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
tattoos, dinner, high-fives, music, vintage clothing, new things to cook or bake, the zombie apocalypse and how I will overcome it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, cooking, at a taproom for tasty beers, enjoying live music, lots of Netflix, singing karaoke, playing board games, maybe drawing or crafting something nerdy. You're really better off leaving each day open for anything. No need to live your life by the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I chipped my tooth on a piece of frozen chocolate.
You should message me if
You want to...
try new recipes.
explore the wonderful world of craft beer.
go see fun midnight movies in Uptown.
enjoy some karaoke.
have brunch.
have fun with a goofy yet personable fellow.
just because you want to.
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