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My self-summary
Born in Vancouver, Canada, raised in Los Angeles, on the move across the planet. Linguist, writer, student, teacher, Metal-enthusiast.

I'm a certified card-carrying member of The Patriarchy™©®. We have a Secret Handshake™©®, and the bi-monthly meetings under the volcano are pretty sweet.

My immediate proximity is a designated geek-out zone. You may feel free to geek out at any time.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying that sweet, sweet Patriarchal Privilege™©®.

LARPing with my local Right-Wing Death Squad™©®.

These days, I'm writing five books:
> one travel book
> one on the relationship between Economics, Evolutionary Psychology, & Politics,
> one Sci-Fi novel of my own, and
> two collaborative Sci-Fi novels I'm working on with two different musicians

plus work.
I’m really good at
Mansplaining. Free of charge, too.

I also enforce the Wage Gap™©® with my insidious Devil penis magic.

I also give Manspreading™©® lessons, and charge on a sliding scale based on the Progressive Stack.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Joseph Campbell - The Hero with a Thousand Faces, C.G. Jung - Man and His Symbols, Master Sun Tzu - The Art of War, R. Moore and D. Gillette - King Warrior Magician Lover, J.S. Bell - Plot and Structure, The Epic of Gilgamesh, Steven Pinker - The Language Instinct, Steven Mithen - The Singing Neanderthal, John Lindow - Norse Mythology A to Z, Brian Greene - The Elegant Universe, Plato's The Republic, Richard Dawkins - The Selfish Gene, Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass (written by himself), Geoffrey Miller - The Mating Mind, Franz van de Waal - Chimpanzee Politics, Tim Ferriss - The 4-Hour Chef, the Iliad and Odyssey, Christopher Vogler - The Writer's Journey, T. Pratchett & S. Baxter - The Long Series (for lack of a proper name), Arthur Benjamin - Secrets of Mental Math, anything by Sam Harris, anything by Steven Pinker, anything by Brian Greene, the dictionary, the entire Routledge Colloquial Series, pretty much anything relating to language, music, mathematics, psychology, history, philosophy, science, physics, and anything creative

For music, primarily Metal, Jazz, traditional music from all around the world (particularly Mongolian, Tuvan, Brazilian, Cuban, West African), Baroque, Renaissance, American Bluegrass, lots of others.

Mechina, Opeth (the reason why I studied Swedish for 7 years), Tool, Tenhi, Jimi Hendrix (the reason why I'm a musician today), Faith No More, Black Sabbath, King Crimson, Behemoth, Sigur Rós, The Mars Volta, Pink Floyd, The Tea Party, Flogging Molly, Mastodon, Stam1na, Meshuggah, Arcturus, DubFX, Clann Zu, Motörhead, Royal Republic, Turmion Kätilöt, Shade Empire, Mechanical Poet, Kontrust, The Reverend Horton Heat, Tantric, Mississippi Bones, Yuri Gagarin, Alice in Chains, Dark Tranquillity, Apocalyptica, Sepultura, Soulfly, Kamelot, Before the Dawn, Mastodon, Moonspell, Dalriada, Hanggai, Nine Treasures, Yat-Kha, Samael, Arch Enemy, Fleshgod Apocalypse, The Contortionist, Mahakala, Amon Amarth, Moonsorrow, Animals as Leaders, Garmarna, Mike Patton, Atomship, Scar Symmetry, Rammstein, The MC5, Abjeez, Porcupine Tree, Mumford and Sons, Causa Sui, Øresund Space Collective, Garmarna, Hedningarna, Värttinä, et al., lots of others

Cooking is one of my favourite art forms.

I sold my television in 2001, and at that time, I hadn't turned it on in over 5 years
Six things I could never do without
My Male Privilege™©®

All else follows from that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
More efficient ways to oppress half the population (I mean, come on, it's like you're not even trying!)

Whether to convert to Islam just so I can get in on that totally sweet "4 wives + indefinite concubines" thing.

Identity Politics, and all the plebians I haven't oppressed yet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Slowly, patiently explaining to a feminist why she's wrong.

Cashing my weekly "Male Privilege" cheque.

Voting for Trump. Every week.
You should message me if
You appreciate Metal and find nerdiness attractive.
The two of us