I'm a certified card-carrying member of The Patriarchy™©®. We have a Secret Handshake™©®, and the bi-monthly meetings under the volcano are pretty sweet.
My immediate proximity is a designated geek-out zone. You may feel free to geek out at any time.
LARPing with my local Right-Wing Death Squad™©®.
These days, I'm writing five books:
> one travel book
> one on the relationship between Economics, Evolutionary Psychology, & Politics,
> one Sci-Fi novel of my own, and
> two collaborative Sci-Fi novels I'm working on with two different musicians
I also enforce the Wage Gap™©® with my insidious Devil penis magic.
I also give Manspreading™©® lessons, and charge on a sliding scale based on the Progressive Stack.
For music, primarily Metal, Jazz, traditional music from all around the world (particularly Mongolian, Tuvan, Brazilian, Cuban, West African), Baroque, Renaissance, American Bluegrass, lots of others.
Mechina, Opeth (the reason why I studied Swedish for 7 years), Tool, Tenhi, Jimi Hendrix (the reason why I'm a musician today), Faith No More, Black Sabbath, King Crimson, Behemoth, Sigur Rós, The Mars Volta, Pink Floyd, The Tea Party, Flogging Molly, Mastodon, Stam1na, Meshuggah, Arcturus, DubFX, Clann Zu, Motörhead, Royal Republic, Turmion Kätilöt, Shade Empire, Mechanical Poet, Kontrust, The Reverend Horton Heat, Tantric, Mississippi Bones, Yuri Gagarin, Alice in Chains, Dark Tranquillity, Apocalyptica, Sepultura, Soulfly, Kamelot, Before the Dawn, Mastodon, Moonspell, Dalriada, Hanggai, Nine Treasures, Yat-Kha, Samael, Arch Enemy, Fleshgod Apocalypse, The Contortionist, Mahakala, Amon Amarth, Moonsorrow, Animals as Leaders, Garmarna, Mike Patton, Atomship, Scar Symmetry, Rammstein, The MC5, Abjeez, Porcupine Tree, Mumford and Sons, Causa Sui, Øresund Space Collective, Garmarna, Hedningarna, Värttinä, et al., lots of others
Cooking is one of my favourite art forms.
I sold my television in 2001, and at that time, I hadn't turned it on in over 5 years
All else follows from that.
Whether to convert to Islam just so I can get in on that totally sweet "4 wives + indefinite concubines" thing.
Identity Politics, and all the plebians I haven't oppressed yet.
Cashing my weekly "Male Privilege" cheque.
Voting for Trump. Every week.