27 White Plains, United States
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My self-summary
my life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m24DPDKZ4zA

i'm prone to making sporadic, sometimes bad decisions on going out when I'm stuck home for too long.

not to toot my own horn, but i do declare myself the king of spontaneity*. challengers accepted.

*by this i mean almost always making an ass of myself on the dance floor, driving aimlessly for hours, and other miscellaneous misadventures. I provide comic relief in the face of awkwardness.

i have a weird sense of humor. thanks, internet.

zero tolerance for social justice warriors/professional victims. ye have been warned
What I’m doing with my life
Finishing a degree in chemical engineering after studying at 4 different schools, working the shitty day job, and trying not to take life too seriously.
I’m really good at

I'm terrible at gaming, but I love doing it. Xbox, PC, PS3, you'll probably hand my ass to me in any video game. Except guitar hero.

Random road trips. it's hard for me to stay in one place for very long.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice sounds like the moviefone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

slapstick movies (Blazing Saddles, Caddyshack, Airplane) are classics. I'm more into TV than movies: It's Always Sunny, Workaholics, Broad City, etc
Not really big on books, but I love anything by David Foster Wallace.
I'm always looking for new music. right now I'm really getting into house/techno/weird electronic music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How easy it is to completely flip traditional ways of thinking in any aspect; even things like simple truths.

Why girls take pictures of their feet and put them on instagram.

Why I always buy a turkey leg at renaissance fairs knowing it will ALWAYS taste fucking awful
On a typical Friday night I am
literally hitler.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i like turtles
You should message me if
You're open-minded, have a sense of humor, are truly spontaneous, and only sell propane and propane accessories.