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My self-summary
my life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m24DPDKZ4zA

an awkward hipsterish dude looking to, as abraham lincoln once said, "fuck shit up" with a female counterpart. inquire within.

if i message you with a "hey what's up" it's not because i didn't read your profile, it's because you clearly didn't give enough of a shit to write one.
What I’m doing with my life
conjuring the next misadventure to keep some variety in the day-in-day-out life.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice sounds like the moviefone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

slapstick movies (Blazing Saddles, Caddyshack, Airplane) are classics. I'm more into TV than movies: It's Always Sunny, Workaholics, Broad City, etc
Not really big on books, but I love anything by David Foster Wallace and Matthew Reilly.
I'm always looking for new music. right now I'm really getting into house/techno/weird electronic music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
literally hitler.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i like turtles
You should message me if
You're open-minded, have a sense of humor, and only sell propane and propane accessories.
The two of us