i'm prone to making sporadic, sometimes bad decisions on going out when I'm stuck home for too long.
not to toot my own horn, but i do declare myself the king of spontaneity*. challengers accepted.
*by this i mean almost always making an ass of myself on the dance floor, driving aimlessly for hours, and other miscellaneous misadventures. I provide comic relief in the face of awkwardness.
i have a weird sense of humor. thanks, internet.
zero tolerance for social justice warriors/professional victims. ye have been warned
I'm terrible at gaming, but I love doing it. Xbox, PC, PS3, you'll probably hand my ass to me in any video game. Except guitar hero.
Random road trips. it's hard for me to stay in one place for very long.
slapstick movies (Blazing Saddles, Caddyshack, Airplane) are classics. I'm more into TV than movies: It's Always Sunny, Workaholics, Broad City, etc
Not really big on books, but I love anything by David Foster Wallace.
I'm always looking for new music. right now I'm really getting into house/techno/weird electronic music
Why girls take pictures of their feet and put them on instagram.
Why I always buy a turkey leg at renaissance fairs knowing it will ALWAYS taste fucking awful