33Tallahassee, United States
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My self-summary
Born and raised in South Florida. I've lived a few other places, and I'm pleased with where I am right now.

I'm a good listener, and if you don't like to talk about yourself, I can really fill a silence.

I'm in an open relationship, so that's something to know. I'm very agreeable, and I'll try just about anything at least once.

I'm a grown person with a life. If I make time for you, and you don't opt to take advantage of that, then I'm going to stop making time for you.
What I’m doing with my life
Stand-up, parenting, writing. And, to be 100% honest, FFXV.
I’m really good at
Being devious, playing catch, making three pointers, poking pressure points, whistling, not falling, acting, singing, molding half ideas and getting bored before the finish, reading, non-fiction writing, one on one fighting vgs (DOA, Tekken, etc.), dirty looks, quick retorts, being ignored on Twitter.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, I'm not them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like lots of books, mostly fantasy and sci-fi, with some horror and thriller types thrown in as well; Sword of Truth, Dark Tower, etc. Some classics as well, like Jane Austin books, or the old gothic horrors. I shamelessly read YA books. For movies, I like sci-fi, courtroom dramas, really well made "classics", smart comedies, quirky action, dystopic scenarios and horror; Double Indemnity, Independence Day, Star Trek, Ghosts of Mississippi, A Time To Kill, Die Hard, Lean On Me, 12 Angry Men, Equilibrium, The Exorcist, The Evil Dead. My favorite TV shows right now are Game of Thrones, Preacher, The Match Game. I like most music but not pop country; some of my favorite bands/artists include Black Sabbath, The Doobie Brothers, Green Day, Prince, Queen, Robert Palmer, Snoop Dogg, Red Elvises, FOB, MCR, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Heart, Blondie, The Ramones, Tracy Chapman, Adelle, and more. I love food, especially when it's awful for you. Also, podcasts are great, Fake The Nation, Sooo Many White Guys, Kill Me Now, How Did This Get Made.
Six things I could never do without
Family. Pizza. Internet. My glasses. Freedom. Hot water (without hot water, freedom isn't even worth it).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex, money, politics, ethics, random bits of stories, jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out, catching a movie, hanging with friends, stuff like that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate a lot of people and things. It's a side effect of being awake.

I cry. Not sobs and wails, I'm just a huge softie. A nostalgic song, the death of a beloved book character, a Sylvan Learning Center commercial; something always gets me.
You should message me if
You like me. I'm not going to message you first for five reasons:
1. I'm terrible at first impressions via email.
2. If you're a woman, I assume you get inundated by douchey attempts at flattery and my awkward missive might be lost in the shuffle.
3. If you're a man, and we match, I assume you don't live here.
4. Been ghosted often.
5. I believe what I want is clearly stated here so it should be easy to message me.

You should NOT message me if: you aren't a feminist, you voted for Donald Trump, you feel the need to argue with the statement Black Lives Matter, or you are a serious conspiracy theorist.
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