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My self-summary
I really hate writing these things because, being a human being, I tend to change, adapt, morph...what-have-you. One of those human tendancies is sarcasm. I happen to be very good at but, maybe guys aren't so open to. I guess?

If you didn't notice from my pic, I am fairly chubby. From the experience of some of the guys I have met on here that is unacceptable. So I just want to be clear.

I like people who are amusing, sarcastic, can take a joke. I do not like people without any compassion for others. I do like watching television and movies. If you find that silly or a waste of time then you should probably get off the internet right now. Just sayin!

I'm fairly easy going, I pick on people, but I can take it back as long as it's not mean spirited.

The rest I leave to the fates. I hate pressure. Isn't there enough in life? I mean really...

At the same time, if you are just looking for a hookup or someone to send pics of your parts to, that's not me. At all.

I don't think it should be that hard to find the Jim to my Pam..or for the Anglophiles, the Tim to my Dawn. But for some reason, some of you guys make it difficult. I'll put up with a little..a lot for the right guy.
What I’m doing with my life
In school for Sociology..

Taking a long break though. Taking lots of crap, temp call center jobs cause that's what's available.

I’m really good at

Being annoyed at men who can't just say what they have on their mind?

No, that is not meant to invite the ignorant...

It would be nice to hear from a man with a mind, of his own lol

I have a love alto voice..I love singing and my gays love it too. Lol

I call BS on a lot of people..Always said I am honest, but tactful. I never say things to hurt people, because that's just self indulgent. Unless, of course, someone intentionally or thoughtlessly hurts me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I want a guy who will watch Goonies and the like with me..

I think you would probably have to ask them...

But, physically, my eyes, legs and other things..

Personality.. My sarcasm, wit, ability to see passed B.S.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I can read just about anything. However, any author that can truly get me involved in a character. Like Max Brooks, Stephen King, Betty Smith, Charlaine Harris, Susan Isaacs..

Along the same lines with film: I love a lot of different movies..but someone like Tarantino who can write dialogue for days! Me likey! (Also love Joss Whedon..but you didn't ask about TV.) So have decided that Deathproof is my favorite film..the best example of strong sexy females..and keeping the balance. AWESOME!

Goodbye Girl..I would be so impressed by any man that knew that film or its writer.

So, also love, love, looove Orange is the New Black, The Office (US and UK versions.) In fact the Christmas Special episodes of the second and final seasons of the UK Office..romantical
, Once Upon a Time. Also love satire like Airplane and anything by Mel Brooks!!
Basically if it's got sarcasm, and romantic entanglements, I'm all for it. Lol

My super favorite song is by Chris De Burgh. If you can go throught trouble of figuring that out...amazing..Yes, I know it's silly, but it always gets me.
Six things I could never do without
Too much commitment...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Way too many things...I'm a Virgo! Can-not be helped!
On a typical Friday night I am
At my fav bar... Or at home watching anything on Roku! Loves me some binge watching!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll admit almost anything...something I'm trying to work on. Thank you very much...
You should message me if
You don't look at all women as 'drama queens' and use that as an excuse to be a jerk!

Oh yeah.. I said it. big babies..but that really applies to those types who refer to women as drama queens.

I really am nice..I just hate double standards.
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