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My self-summary
Hey what's up? My name is Christina. :) I feel that I'm a pretty cool chick. I'm like one of the guys and like being a tomboy but I'm also a girly girl deep inside! I can whoop yo ass at video games (BOOM HEADSHOT!) and fix your computer but I also like to doll myself up and I go to sleep at night with my teddy. I'm a big nerd but I also like to partaaaayyyy. I am a bit of an airhead but I'm an intelligent, educated woman and like it when guys appreciate that about me. I'm looking for that special guy out there. I want to get wifed up. But I believe in just seeing where things go and letting things happen. I don't believe in just narrowing looking for that long-term relationship. I like to date and have fun. And yeah ladies, I luv ya too. Les-B-Honest! Though I'm only into girls for play. Not a real relationship.
What I’m doing with my life
Underemployed University grad working a menial administrative temp job for the man. I aspire to be a successful writer and/or indie game designer one day though!
I’m really good at
pwning n00bs at video games, telling jokes, sex and shooting down creepers!
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm hot, laidback, friendly and have a wicked sense of humour. I tend to throw people off by how blunt I can be. :P I like to make inappropriate jokes and comments. I don't like to take life too seriously. I don't wanna grow up. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fight Club, The Lord of the Flies, self-help books
Movies: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Fight Club, The Notebook, Do The Right Thing, Jungle Fever, Summer of Sam
Shows: The Big Bang Theory, Jersey Shore, True Blood, Dexter, Hung
Music: Drake, Lacuna Coil, Evanescence, Pretty Reckless, NIN, Dir En Grey, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Nirvana, Katy Perry, Notorious B.I.G
Food: Ethnic cuisines, pastries, oh and of course CHOCOLATE. ;)
Six things I could never do without
My friends, orgasms, my Xbox 360, my laptop, my smartphone and chocolate! ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How Monday to Friday totally sucks. Guys. Sex. About the human condition and how we humans can really suck sometimes. Ever had a dog? You treat a dog right and he/she will love you like nothing else. Wagging their tail for you as soon as they hear you coming home. Much more loyal than shitty humans.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having drinks with friends or meeting cute guys at a bar. Clubbing. Going to the movies. Going to Playdium. Going to strip clubs (and getting lap dances. hehe). Staying in and playing video games or curling up on my couch and watching tv shows/movies at home. I love Netflix! I love to get baked too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own sex toys *blushes*
You should message me if
you are not a creeper, not a misogynist and you must be cute. I like guys who have a sensitive side and are compassionate, open-minded, funny and open to new experiences. I like guys who aren't afraid to leave their self vulnerable. I like nice guys but genuine nice guys. Not people pleasers who are only nice to me and bend over backwards for me because they want something from me. A lot of "nice guys" are actually nasty when they don't get what they want and they show their true colours. I like it when a guy makes me feel special and shows that he cares about me. But he's gotta be authentic. I also want someone that shares common interests with me and someone that I can connect with deeply

Brownie points if you are a cute nerd, hung, have rock hard abs and if you are black. I love black guys!
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