gammonwalker
33Brentwood, United States
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My self-summary
My name's Chad Walker and I'm an artist. I do illustrations for bands and games, preferably for money.

I do my best to stay self-aware to better who I am. I'm always willing to accept that I may be wrong or have made a mistake. I appreciate being called out. Cathartic for you, educational for me. You can tell me I look like Steve Buscemi's teeth. I respect that.

I'm very logical about things and don’t have brash emotional reactions. If you forget to wear matching accessories to the gala, I won't punitively eat your last piece of cheesecake.

You know what's good? If you thought art, you are correct: music, movies, games. Pizza can also be correct.

Finding cool new music is one of my favorite things! You heard any Japanese math-rock or fusion jazz lately? It's even better than Kanye.

Finding shitty music is also one of my favorite things! Just listen to this Fisherprice banger that will.i.am curated. The piano timbre is so childish it sounds like it was played on a 1998 Casio with a toy hammer. Man is so bored by his own track his face is under anesthesia. Got an expression on like he's trying to watch a documentary on sand off camera.

I also really like cannolis, eclairs, creme-brule, and custard donuts. Basically stuff filled with cream, don't read into it.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to better myself as an artist. I will currently draw anything for money, because that stuff is good. You can check out my art in the extended photos here, or on my tumblr!
http://gammonwalker.tumblr.com/tagged/gammon

I'm also learning how to produce music in Ableton and NI Maschine. My current skill level, "toddler with a disability." I'm going to drop the sickest My Little Teapot remix you've never heard.
I’m really good at
-I'd like to think I'm good at art.
-Making the worst faces.
-Providing advice regarding emotional conflict.
-Playing Street Fighter 4. I sometimes go to tournaments. I'll beat your ass.
-Lying to my parole officer.
-Making you question whether or not I have a parole officer.
-Naming animals, ex. “Shatwise Brownsworth” and "Jeep Grand Cherokee"
The first things people usually notice about me
People comment on my sense of humor or shoes.

Someone once said I had a, "vibrant personality and style."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS:
Lolita, and anything by Tolstoy.

MOVIES:
Rosemary's Baby, The Thing, The Orphanage, Children of Men, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Jacob's Ladder, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Airplane, Brazil, Die Hard, Leon: The Professional, Akira, Mind Game, The Fifth Element, Videodrome, Lethal Weapon, Robocop, Blade Runner, Terminator 2

SHOWS:
Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, Hannibal, Dexter, Arrested Development, Community, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Serial Experiments Lain, Key: The Metal Idol, Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Outlaw Star

MUSIC:
---Acid Jazz
Jazzanova, Corduroy, Jaga Jazzist
---Avant-Rock
Mew, Tokyo Jihen, Ling Tosite Sigure
---Chillwave
Mister Lies, Giraffage, XXYYXX
---Club Jazz
JABBERLOOP, Jazztronik, grooveline
---Funk
Lettuce
---Funk Rock
Phat Phunktion, Scoobie Do, Super Butter Dog
---Fusion Jazz
Dirty Loops, Snarky Puppy, Casiopea, DIMENSION, Prism, Jimsaku, Al Di Meola
---Futurepop
Niki & The Dove, Roisin Murphy
---French House
Breakbot, She Said Disco, VentureX
---Jazz Funk
Jamiroquai, Tom Browne, Ronnie Laws, Heatwave, Patrice Rushen
---Jazz Rock
the band apart, susquatch, he, Steely Dan
---Math Rock
toe, Delta Sleep, Father Figure, Invalids, dios trio, Calcius Repton
---Metalcore
Issues
---Minneapolis Sound
Prince, Wendy & Lisa, fDeluxe
---Noise Rock
Polvo
---P-Funk
Bad Rabbits, George Clinton
---Piano Rock
Reign of Kindo
---Post Rock
mouse on the keys, 3nd, rega, te'
---Progressive Metal
Animals As Leaders, Periphery, Plini, Cynic,
---Progressive Rock
Big Big Train, King Crimson, Yes
---R&B
Phyllis Hyman, Sade, Teena Marie, Anita Baker, Hall & Oates
---Synthpop
Keenhouse, Miami Horror, Futurecop!
---Vaporwave
ESPRIT 空想, Saint Pepsi, マクロスMACROSS 82-99, MACINTOSH PLUS

Moloko, Incubus, Primus, Frontier Backyard, Bajofondo Tango Club, France Joli, Chaz Jankel, THE JERRY LEE PHANTOM, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Stanley Jordan, Bo Kaspers Orkester, Djavan, Michael Jackson, Recloose, Crazy Penis, Simian Mobile Disco, Deerhoof, Cornelius, Reel People, Calvin Harris, Sam Sparro, DJ Deckstream, Nona Reeves, Mr. Bungle, The McCrarys, Loquat, boa (the UK one), Ling Tosite Sigure, Angélique Kidjo, Kirinji, John Scofield, George Duke, The Brothers Johnson, Big Moves, As Tall As Lions, The National Bank, Kurt Elling
Six things I could never do without
Art, music, movies, love, DESSERTS, Street Fighter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thinking about how to make individuals happy, instead of how to solve the world's problems.

People's unwillingness to accept being imperfect and wrong.

The value of accomplishment over immediate satisfaction.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chillin'.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love singing to Chaka Khan and Prince.
You should message me if
If you've got a dynamic personality and have a brain in operable condition. I'm afraid I'm a man of impossible demands.
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