46 Chattanooga, United States
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My self-summary
I like me some peanut butter and biscuits. Also, fond of knitting. I'm kind of a rentasauce man.
What I’m doing with my life
Lookin for some of them there aforementioned biscuits and peanut butter umm bounty huntin' and of course my sommeliers duties.
I’m really good at
puppets: sock and other, camouflage, and competitive trick or treating
The first things people usually notice about me
That I carry a big stick but I also speak rather loudly...and of course the parrot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: pop-ups, some coloring, them ones with waldo, Movies:snuff flicks, motor vehicle instructional videos
Shows:Oklahoma and cops
Music: Chants, lots of chants, yodeling, Christian Rap, Rhianna
The six things I could never do without
STeak, Chicken, Veal, The laughter of small children, laughing at small children, biscuits
I spend a lot of time thinking about
stuff, you know....
On a typical Friday night I am
Higher than a kite..,on love. Also, I have been accused many times of being the voice of reason. I would like to take this opportunity to deny this. I am, in fact, the voice of ice cream.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty sure my next door neighbor is up to no good, like some serious virgin sacrifice type stuff. But, he always keeps his lawn so well maintained that I have kind of let it slide.
You should message me if
You get me, like really get me or if your back itches