37 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I am co-dependent, borderline illiterate, needy, cheap, have poor personal hygiene and will most likely steal your identity and credit card information.

(Also I'm trying to prove that no one actually reads these things).
What I’m doing with my life
I'm the Director of Distribution Marketing for a collection of TV networks that you probably watch.

IG @ gvuono, creep away.
I’m really good at
Puns, for better or worse. Probably worse.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Explosions in the Sky. Wet Hot American Summer. Bourbon. Blade Runner. Game of Thrones. The Royal Tenenbaums. Donna Tartt. British comedy. Cheeseburgers. Hemingway. Breaking Bad. Mastodon. Bill Murray. Futurama. etc etc. Probably the same hipster shit that you like.
The six things I could never do without
My fish Tuna Turner (Update: RIP, Tuna). Songs promising that everything will be alright. Audible. Seltzer. That YouTube video where everyone thinks they see a Leprechaun. A sixth hilarious thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get my restaurant Burgertory off the ground. So far, all I have is the name, and the imagined reviews ("It wasn't bad, it wasn't good. Long wait tho.")
On a typical Friday night I am
Up in da [book] clurb.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once had a dream that I was slam dunking a basketball in slow motion while the song "Everything I Do I Do It For You" was playing.
You should message me if
We have a higher enemy percentage than match percentage. I've always wanted an enemy.

.... or even if not. Go for it, I'm pretty friendly.