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My self-summary
I think I'm hilarious. How's that for a bold, in-your-face statement? Making jokes, laughing at all the insanity in the world, poking fun at that which needs poking are all things I try to do on a daily basis.

I'm not the slickest dude and I'm prone to accidents. I once turned around to walk out of a room and walked into a wall.

It's important to put conscience effort into being a good person. While I may not always reach that goal, it's the effort that often counts. It's easy to be selfish and unkind, yet so much harder to be thoughtful, patient, caring, honest, and trustworthy.

I take great pride in my ability to have fun anywhere, anytime. How do you feel about being irreverent?
What I’m doing with my life
Staring a new chapter in my life as a technology consultant after working in a public school district for 10 years. It's a trip being my own boss, but I'm enjoying the change in direction.

Training for the upcoming Tough Mudder event keeps be pretty busy these days, that and preparing my last will and testament… as I'm certain to die from the challenge. You'd better message me soon on OkC. I may not be here long :)
I’m really good at
Talking people down off the ledge (I'm a good listener). Spinning house music. Reading people. Making people laugh. Singing.
The first things people usually notice about me
my sense of humor. It's important to laugh every day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Amazing Race, Project Runway, Glee, It's Always Sunny, Daily Show, Family Guy.
House Music, Madonna, New Order, Kelly Clarkson, R&B, Bjork, Interpol.
Airplane, Royal Tenenbaums, Star Wars, Aliens, Star Trek reboot.
Saderis, Franken, Blink, Woe Is I, Snaps, The Mind Body Prescription.
Six things I could never do without
Coffee. My friends. Sarcasm. Singing. Music. Love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My hair.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends for dinner and drinks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
After just answering the question about how often I masturbate, it's pretty clear I'm not holding anything back or keeping things private. The OkCupid questions are hilarious.
The two of us