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My self-summary
I'm made entirely of chocolate. No? Okay, fine.

Honest (to a fault), kind hearted, goofy, nerd, handsome, intelligent, adaptive, quick learner, [adjective_37 not found], tenacious...

I have a dry wit. You're expecting a joke to follow. So did I.

I'm not a douche, and I have a weakness for cheese (Wisconsin is better).
What I’m doing with my life
Physical security. Information security. Cool things with scripts. Occasional writing. Study. Generally leveling up.
I’m really good at
* referring to future events in the past tense
* driving
* sci fi trivia
* being totally wrong
* scanning for lifeforms
* school
* making friends with animals
* washing dishes
* estimating time
* messing with technology
* using my tongue
* laughing at how an innocuous phrase like "using my tongue" can sound so dirty
* accurate quotes
* detecting bullshit
* putting the electronic device aside
The first things people usually notice about me
are probably wrong.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pretty much any documentary related to history, science, technology, mathematics, engineering (Nova, WWII in HD, Planet Earth, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Michio Kaku, etc). Favorites deal with quantum mechanics, astrophysics, natural selection, paleontology, geology, helioseismology, cosmology.

Software documentation (work hazard). I prefer scientific articles and research to standard book-reading. In the past, I've indulged in Douglas Adams, H.S. Thompson, and a host of sci fi authors.

There are very few types of music I can honestly say I don't like. Although some types tend to be more exhausting than others.
Six things I could never do without
Define "things."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the meta.
On a typical Friday night I am

I don't get out very much, and very rarely drink. These days I'm too busy anyway, and I usually resort to study/homework or related projects on "amateur night."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
All of them. But not here.
You should message me if
1. You wonder about astronomical phenomena.
2. You're not afraid. .
3. You have a "look" that can shut me up.
4. You hit the like button.
5. You've spent any amount of time in your life being fascinated with Klingon mating rituals.
The two of us